Mr rumplenuts's definitions

pussy gravy

Creamy off white goo that drips on the bed after you give her the gorilla dick.

Lori's carpet snatch was dripping pussy gravy after I filled her with my gorilla juice.

by Mr rumplenuts April 7, 2017

indiana fudge finder

A person that takes great care to find the fudge deep in another man's ass. Then proceeds to give him a Mississippi Mud Slinger.

Tim could find the fudge any where. He is a master Indiana fudge Finder.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

Mississippi Mud Slinger

The act of ram rodding a fat ass till the spicy brown dribbles down your fuck stick.

Oh shit Eric got the Mississippi Mud Slinger again. Look at that mess.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

zumba chicks

Fat sweaty hogs jumping around like injured walruses. Can be found in packs

Holy shit Zumba chicks are coming run.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

piece of fuck

Ten to twenty times worse the the typical piece of shit.

Well shit it broke again what a piece of fuck!!!!!

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.

Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

heavenly hogs

A large woman that has a pretty face. Can range from 200lb to 300lb these hogs are still fuck able.

Hey look at those heavenly hogs I will fuck the one one the left you fuck the one with the droopy tits.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017