Mr rumplenuts's definitions

field monkey

Part of a survey crew. Man who gets things and cuts down trees. They like abuse and work hard for peanuts.

Hey field monkey cut that line out and go get the truck.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

Gravy nuts

When on a hot day your nuts get a thick white to off white paste that your underwear stick to. In some cases it may be watery and will soak thru the pants.

Hey bob you got any napkins I got a mean case of gravy nuts. And its stinking

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017

hefty hogs

Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.

Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017

zumba chicks

Fat sweaty hogs jumping around like injured walruses. Can be found in packs

Holy shit Zumba chicks are coming run.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

pussy gravy

Creamy off white goo that drips on the bed after you give her the gorilla dick.

Lori's carpet snatch was dripping pussy gravy after I filled her with my gorilla juice.

by Mr rumplenuts April 7, 2017

heavenly hogs

A large woman that has a pretty face. Can range from 200lb to 300lb these hogs are still fuck able.

Hey look at those heavenly hogs I will fuck the one one the left you fuck the one with the droopy tits.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

sausage slammer

A fucking Peter puffer or a no good dick sucker. Can be found looking for assless chap's and pink thongs.

Hey look out it that sausage slammer Donald hide your cock and run.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017