Definitions by Mr Yellovich
Reskeeting
The arcade sign stated first offense would be a warning but reskeeting would result in a permanent ban.
Reskeeting by Mr Yellovich August 16, 2023
coo-roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo
When you take a clandestine hit of marijuana and blow the smoke/vapor into your winter knit cap, aka toque.
coo-roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo by Mr Yellovich December 1, 2019
fat con
When you manipulate your family, friends, or significant other into ordering food that you like in the hopes they will not be able to finish their meal and you could eat some.
fat con
"I'm thinking about getting the shrimp parmigiana hero."
"Really? I hope the shrimp is good. Have you had it before? The calzones look delicious."
"You're not worried about how the shrimp is. You're working the fat con, aren't you?"
"I'm thinking about getting the shrimp parmigiana hero."
"Really? I hope the shrimp is good. Have you had it before? The calzones look delicious."
"You're not worried about how the shrimp is. You're working the fat con, aren't you?"
fat con by Mr Yellovich July 13, 2016
Gentleman Racist
Someone who expresses racist views and beliefs, but is mostly all talk, and who doesn't usually discriminate against individuals in a real-world setting, and has friends within the groups that they're prejudiced against.
"Have you seen these animals? I hate these <insert derogatory name for group> I'm around them all day at work."
"But isn't your friend Louis a <see above group>?"
"Oh yeah, he's a great guy!"
"Why Jimmy, I believe you're a Gentleman Racist."
"But isn't your friend Louis a <see above group>?"
"Oh yeah, he's a great guy!"
"Why Jimmy, I believe you're a Gentleman Racist."
Gentleman Racist by Mr Yellovich December 6, 2014
fhsof
Internet acronym designed to replace lol. The more annoying fhsof stands for fucking hilarious statement of fact, (it's funny 'cause it's true!)
"Gonna be late, my car broke down lol"
"How is that funny?"
"LOL yeah I guess it isn't lol"
"You're a fucking idiot."
"fhsof"
"How is that funny?"
"LOL yeah I guess it isn't lol"
"You're a fucking idiot."
"fhsof"
fhsof by Mr Yellovich October 26, 2014
Human School
A derogatory term used against someone who fails at basic, low-level, standard etiquette or social mores when interacting with adults.
"Did you see that Lou 'liked' my post on Facebook that my grandmother died? He needs to go to Human School."
"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."
"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."
Human School by Mr Yellovich September 5, 2014
cryptofantasist
Person who says they hate fantasy but seem to have read and seen a good deal of fantasy fiction and film.
"Paul spent all day complaining what a terrible writer Tolkien was and how he can never finish any of his books, but then loaned me Lloyd Alexander's Chronicles of Prydain and said they're a must read. What a cryptofantasist!"
cryptofantasist by Mr Yellovich August 18, 2014