Mr Smith 's definitions

bnp

A intelligent and legitimate pollitical party in the United Kingdom

I'm voting for the BNP because there are no longer any left wing parties and if you look at the political spectrum, the BNP are closer to the old socialist left than any other middle of the road toss pot parties we have around today. That and the fact that there are just so many paki's, i know most of them contribute the the econemy and have done good things, but they threaten our culture, and thats way more important than the econemy, any white person who does not agree will be sent into the gas chambers with the rest of the vile fuckers

by mr smith March 8, 2005

jimmy

a jimmy is a cannabis ciggy

drive up to cemetary bob, i need to smoke a jimmy

by mr smith June 11, 2006

spunk rag

An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.

I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam

by mr smith March 7, 2005

Banana Phone

its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanan phone

by mr smith May 13, 2005

pig

A sheffield Wednesday fan, universsaly hated

Never felt more like swinging a pig
From millmoor lane
To Chantny Bridge
Oh wednesday
You got me swinging a pig

Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah and Dat, Cos your a Wednesday Twat

by mr smith March 7, 2005

bradistani

A paki that lived in Bradford, Uk

I got an identity crisis init, i dunt know if i am brittish or pakistani

Where do you live?

Bradford init

Well then, your a Bradistani

by mr smith March 8, 2005

behemoth

Behemoth were a shit black metal band, they are now a shit death metal band

I'd sooner accidently sit on my aunt's 12" black dildo than listen to a Behemoth record

by mr smith March 8, 2005