9 definitions by Mr OceMcCool

Besides the video game definition and the political definition, there's the most retarded definition:

Someone who's just minding their business and not interacting with everyone in a 500 km radius. Apparently.

It's usually used in this context by teens and pre-teens who think the world revolves around them, and it's usually a symptom of narcissism.
Normal person: walking down the street, minding their own business
Retarded person: NPC! *autistic giggling*
Normal person: *ignores the retard*
Retarded person: *retard sounds or something idk*
by Mr OceMcCool April 27, 2023
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A Harry Potter spell created by Voldemort. When performed on somebody it will force the unlucky victim to commit suicide. It was created when Voldemort was so bored of Avada Kedavra and the other unforgivable curses that he created it. When casting the curse you wave your wand in a V to make it work. It takes much training and experience to do it properly.
Voldemort at Harry: Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus!
*Harry does Avada Kedavra on himself*
by Mr OceMcCool October 31, 2019
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A penis that is the length of the plank length. AKA 1.6 x 10^-35 meters.

If you suffer from Planckpenis, I recommend Walmart's $19.99 20-Pack Penis Enlargement Pills!
Person A: I feel so pathetic. I have a Micropenis!
Person B: *scoffs* You think that's bad!? I have a Planckpenis!!!
Person A: *faints in shock*
Person B: *cries softly*
by Mr OceMcCool October 21, 2022
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To throw a thing. Usually at high speeds. When you throw said object you may or may not exclaim the word Yeet!
Or to jump away or run.
(Bob and Jimmy are in a bar.)

Bob: that beer was something special!

Jimmy: I know! I still have a glass.

Bob: Yeet it!

Jimmy: Ok, Yeet!!! (Yeets glass into the wall)
by Mr OceMcCool January 15, 2020
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Yeet
by Mr OceMcCool January 24, 2020
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2069/4/20 will be the day the world ends
by Mr OceMcCool February 2, 2021
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