Mr Ned's definitions

Bam Margera

A rare, possibly extinct, mutation of the chimpanzee, without the aforementioned's charm or wit. Tastes a bit like chicken.

"Who's that smelly fucker? Oh, it's a Bam Margera!"

by Mr Ned September 26, 2005

Lactomangulation

The act of making a mess of opening a cardboard milk carton, forcing you to use scissors to cut the innappropriate corner.

Bloke 1- "So, how was your day?"
Bloke 2- "Terrible. Plagued by lactomangulation, and my dog died."

by Mr Ned September 27, 2005

daily mail

Cheap, affordable kindling for the camper in a hurry.

"We'll never get this coal burning without a Daily Mail"

by Mr Ned September 27, 2005

pacifist

Food. Often herbivores, pacifists occupy the lowest position on the food chain.

"Johnny found pacifists to be a good source of protein, but quite messy to eat in public."

by Mr Ned September 28, 2005