Definitions by Mr Magoe
Norristowner
A citizen of the village of Norristown, Pa. Usually of Mexican decent, wannabe Philly gangster hood rat( african american for those of you who attended school) or the negative 10 precent of white trash who did not move to Pottstown 15 years ago. Usually business in such area is limited to courthouse activities or narcotics purchases. Unless you are Mexican in live in a two bedroom house with 40 others
Norristowner by Mr Magoe October 15, 2014
Butt buddies
To mail lifetime companions, Who are both painters, Who argue over sports such as football and bowling, Who work way too little for very few hours each day, Who are often very big in the gaming community, Who enjoy 420 breaks, Andar a cross between modern-day Bill and Ted and Cheech And Chong.
Some call Rick and Terry butt buddies others call them lifemates.
Ridley Rick thinks baseballs harder and bowling that's what makes him a butt buddy
Ridley Rick thinks baseballs harder and bowling that's what makes him a butt buddy
Butt buddies by Mr Magoe October 15, 2014
Candyman
The man who provides coke, cocaine to the addicts of a run down, neglected community. Usually bottom dwellers, bums, crackheads, people stuck in the 80s, african americans, white early 20 somethings, and washed up carpenters.
Painters Period
Also known as painters PMS, A condition where Half assed lazy crybaby painters go out of their way to make excuses not to work, The simplest of things can cause a chain reaction effect that will drawl in ridiculous conspiracy theories, political views, or Obama minority free program frustrations that may single-handedly and a working day. The only none remedy is smoking the reefer, Or what is known as a trip to the paint store.
It's that time of the day again ricks on his painters period.
By wearing his shades in the dark no one will ever pick up that he is on his painters period prescription.
In case I'm a painters period, never make eye contact, never talk democratic political views, never ever deny middle-age man his gaming privileges.
By wearing his shades in the dark no one will ever pick up that he is on his painters period prescription.
In case I'm a painters period, never make eye contact, never talk democratic political views, never ever deny middle-age man his gaming privileges.
Painters Period by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014
Crackhead Time Machine
A person who if given the opportunity to go back in time to any era in their life to replay or relive would choose the 1980s simply based on the DRUGS , hairbands, Gay spandex pants, and the so-called party scene of their time to real live a crackhead Fantasy of the only time they felt meaningful in life. Such individual possibly may grow up to have bipolar tendencies, spend their free time in dive bars, or possibly be an air guitar superstar, or even claim to communicate with Nikki six via texting at 3 o'clock in the morning. Such device used for Time Machine maybe Ford pick up truck with the key components to time travel being broken tools and cigarette lighters
That crackhead time machine was on display at the Black horse Tavern.
By traveling 88 Miles per hour The crackhead Time Machine went back til when a balls were in and gay porn mustaches were in style.
By traveling 88 Miles per hour The crackhead Time Machine went back til when a balls were in and gay porn mustaches were in style.
Crackhead Time Machine by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014
Norristown Nose Job
The lining of one's nostrils with cocaine, to be on or under the influence of crack or cocaine. To be addicted to booger sugar.
He's working million miles a second he's obviously got the Norristown nose job working for him.
His doctor prescribed him a little too much for that Norristown nose job. He will be too amped up for the Eagles game.
His doctor prescribed him a little too much for that Norristown nose job. He will be too amped up for the Eagles game.
Norristown Nose Job by Mr Magoe September 28, 2014
Prostocked
To unexpectedly shit your pants, at a most noticeable time, Such as in the workplace at a customers home. When they try to throw other coworkers off the scent (pardon the pun) With a most ridiculous and outrageous series of events. Such person may also be known to carry disposable underwear in a random toolbox
Jose New he had been at the scene of prostocked Job when he was sent out for coffee And upon his return there was Police crime scene tape around the perimeter.
Prostocked by Mr Magoe September 27, 2014