Definitions by Mr Magoe
Dominican Tire Shop
A shithole of a business in a deplorable, undesirable, shithole of a Spanish minority neighborhood that specializes in used tire flat fix repairs with a unqualified clueless staff of barely legal employees that do not pay taxes because they did not know they would have to. Often trashing the local neighborhood and only speak English when you have to pay for services rendered. But well known for their world renowned free air pump.
Jose was the proud owner of the Dominican Tire Shop that had no clue what they were doing.
Thank god for the free air pump at the Dominican Tire Shop.
Thank god for the free air pump at the Dominican Tire Shop.
Dominican Tire Shop by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019
Free Air Pump
Air that is offered for free for tires through a small pancake compressor operated off a 200 foot 16 gauge extension cord that constantly pops the breaker in a small dirty tire shop. This idea to offer to customers originated several years ago from a Dominican native known has General Nunez after settling in a small run down steel mill community in seek of the Spanish minority dream of trying to pull a fast one , or a scam to make a quick buck.
The free air pump is often used to inflate sex dolls.
Durning music fest Jose kids pop tires to attract business to the free air pump.
Durning music fest Jose kids pop tires to attract business to the free air pump.
Free Air Pump by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019
Woodcocked
A simple, dumb, unintelligent man, that is clueless to Mostly everything including himself. Nearly killing himself and others on a regular basis and has gotten by in life on sure luck.
Woodcocked by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019
General Jose Nunez
A well know Dominican army General who led an army of underage children, and lower class village people to numerous battles in the Dominican country side durning the great machete wars that took place in the streets of the Dominican Republic in the 1990s. Known for his policy to only engage in battles with woman and small children often attacking with the surprise of nightfall riding on his trusty donkey Renaldo in a captain crunch like uniform. After retiring due to being accused unethical army procedures he settled in the United States after crossing the boarder illegally. He has help many jobs, such as gay male prostitute, Carpenter for CWI, and Used Tire Shop owner. He currently resides with his family and a close older college male professor who he engages in homosexual activity with.
General Jose Nunez proudly gave the orders to burn the village and leave nothing for the dink’s.
It’s General Jose Nunez days at N & M Tires, come on in for a ballon blown up on the free air pump.
It’s General Jose Nunez days at N & M Tires, come on in for a ballon blown up on the free air pump.
General Jose Nunez by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019
Andrew the Electrican
A hardworking, Polish immigrant who settled in Delaware, who is known to blow up a porta potty first thing in the morning, who gets the job done for what is usually a cheap price, often will take a phone call and then start speaking in an unknown aggressive language which is believed to be Polish, often has a tale to tell about the old neighborhood, enjoys large homemade salads and a thermos of hot tea, often will say what the fuck, and shit, usually has a hard time getting paid from Frank at CWI, will often start jobs with no start up money and pays for extras out of pocket, and sports a classic goatee who knows that at the end of the day Frank screwed him on his finial payment but continues on.
It’s time to call Andrew the electrican.
Frankie is such a pill popping scum bag for screwing over Andrew the Electrician.
Frankie is such a pill popping scum bag for screwing over Andrew the Electrician.
Andrew the Electrican by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019
CWI
A mainline suburban Philadelphia residential building contractor that was started in the 1970s and built a name for its self with hard work from many talented carpenters over several decades until the 2000 teens when the changing of power to the son of the ownership lead to back stabbing, overcharging, prescription drug abuse and the loss of the high quality expectations that once driven this operation. The last of the employees abandoned ship like the final days of the Vietnam War after their disgraced leader went missing and rumored to be in a local prison.
Nunezing
To be a gay male who pleasures a sugar daddy who you know is wealthy to buy you trucks or houses. Often being a submissive slut to pleasures orally and anally to a individual twice your age.