Mr Magoe's definitions

Cooped

To be prepared for the days job at hand and receive a call redirecting you to a completely different job, and or task in which you are not prepared for. Odds are this will start a chain of events which can not be avoided. Ending with a unproductive day

I just set up for the day and now i just been Cooped.

by Mr Magoe September 12, 2014

Prostocked

To unexpectedly shit your pants, at a most noticeable time, Such as in the workplace at a customers home. When they try to throw other coworkers off the scent (pardon the pun) With a most ridiculous and outrageous series of events. Such person may also be known to carry disposable underwear in a random toolbox

Jose New he had been at the scene of prostocked Job when he was sent out for coffee And upon his return there was Police crime scene tape around the perimeter.

by Mr Magoe September 27, 2014

Butt buddies

To mail lifetime companions, Who are both painters, Who argue over sports such as football and bowling, Who work way too little for very few hours each day, Who are often very big in the gaming community, Who enjoy 420 breaks, Andar a cross between modern-day Bill and Ted and Cheech And Chong.

Some call Rick and Terry butt buddies others call them lifemates.

Ridley Rick thinks baseballs harder and bowling that's what makes him a butt buddy

by Mr Magoe October 15, 2014

Candyman

The man who provides coke, cocaine to the addicts of a run down, neglected community. Usually bottom dwellers, bums, crackheads, people stuck in the 80s, african americans, white early 20 somethings, and washed up carpenters.

Joe got payed today, I'm sure the candyman will be paying him a visit.

Papa single handedly paid for the candy means trip to Hawaii.

Budso Loves the Candy man's product. His nose gives it to sniffs up.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

Painters Period

Also known as painters PMS, A condition where Half assed lazy crybaby painters go out of their way to make excuses not to work, The simplest of things can cause a chain reaction effect that will drawl in ridiculous conspiracy theories, political views, or Obama minority free program frustrations that may single-handedly and a working day. The only none remedy is smoking the reefer, Or what is known as a trip to the paint store.

It's that time of the day again ricks on his painters period.

By wearing his shades in the dark no one will ever pick up that he is on his painters period prescription.

In case I'm a painters period, never make eye contact, never talk democratic political views, never ever deny middle-age man his gaming privileges.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

CWI

A mainline suburban Philadelphia residential building contractor that was started in the 1970s and built a name for its self with hard work from many talented carpenters over several decades until the 2000 teens when the changing of power to the son of the ownership lead to back stabbing, overcharging, prescription drug abuse and the loss of the high quality expectations that once driven this operation. The last of the employees abandoned ship like the final days of the Vietnam War after their disgraced leader went missing and rumored to be in a local prison.

After his time at CWI, Jose secured a personal loan from a 70 year old college professor by preforming sexual acts on him.

Andrew the electrician is still looking for CWI to pay him.

by Mr Magoe May 15, 2019

Nunezing

To be a gay male who pleasures a sugar daddy who you know is wealthy to buy you trucks or houses. Often being a submissive slut to pleasures orally and anally to a individual twice your age.

Jose is Nunezing the college professor to get ahead in life.

Prostock is Nunezing for money now that he lost his job.

by Mr Magoe August 29, 2016