Spankmonkey

A Spankmonkey is a creature which requires or needs to be spanked due to its incredible stupidity. These 'things' are often 'caring' for, or are in the 'care' of fucktardsGloidsormongs Residential Social Worker = Spankmonkey..stero-typically speaking. Not all RSW's are Spankmonkeys but those that aren't Spankmonkeys are rare and seldom observed in public. These are often refered to as 'Doctor'.
Well rare mate! I spoke to an RSW today and she wasn't a Spankmonkey! Must be a trainee Doctor!
by Mr Henderson Smith February 13, 2009
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Rabbit

Pretty, apparently wealthy young women. They inhabit the West End of London and other fashionable spots.

They are identified by having long blonde hair, lots of face paint, sun glasses, short leather jackets and driving sports cars whilst teasing their hair or checking their lippy.
I was shunted in the Kings Road last weekend by a rabbit! Silly girl was doing her make up!
by Mr Henderson Smith February 17, 2009
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Cuntricide

Alternative spelling to Countryside.

The premeditated murder of an obnoxious person or Cunt.
The murder of that person would be considered cuntricide by any jury and therefore subject to only a warning or suspended sentence.
by Mr Henderson Smith February 19, 2009
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Niggerine

(Adjective Offensive) Niggerine, as for Niggeresque. Belonging to or characteristic of folks whose genetic lineage is African.
Yes, I listened to that piece of music too and thought it decidedly niggerine.
by Mr Henderson Smith February 14, 2009
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Noirsant

Franco latin..being Black or Niggeresque or Niggerine. Belonging to or characteristic of those of African origin.
(Adjective offensive)
Yes,there were certainly noirsant undertones in that piece of music.
by Mr Henderson Smith February 19, 2009
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Shattitude

A poor or unaccpetable attitude towards someone or something.
That teentool needs working on; he's got shattitude.
by Mr Henderson Smith February 24, 2009
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Scammell Starter Buttons

Scammell starter buttons. Adjective. Describing large nipples.
She was lovely..thoroughly enjoyed playing with her Scammell starter buttons.
by Mr Henderson Smith July 07, 2009
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