Mr Happy's definitions

townie

a person (10-19) who goes around thinking they are and i quote "wel ard" starting fights with anyone who is even remotley different but they always lose the fight. they wear stupid adidas/ nike/ burberry hats pulled as tight as they can and placed at a 90 digree angle on there heads.

(townie) ook ah dat ucking gothic kid lets kiwl im

by mr happy February 16, 2004

sauteed

to be sauced (drunk) and fried (high) at the same time... hence saute

man.. i got nicely sauteed last night... not too drunk, not too high...just right....

by mr happy February 25, 2004

two six

a 26 ounce or 750mL bottle of alcohol

i got a two six of vodka, its time to party

by mr happy January 5, 2004

protein stains

stains caused by ejaculation

i went to a hotel and there were protein stains on the sheets... disgusting

by mr happy January 5, 2004

fajita

mispronunciation of fajita (pr. fa-hee-ta), a mexican dish composed of veggies and meat pan-fried and wrapped up in a tortilla

mispronunciation sounds like vagina, so when said sounds rather dirty

i'd like 1000 chicken fa-ji-tas

by mr happy January 5, 2004

some else

a word that can be used to replace the words "someone else", "somewhere else", and "something else", depending on the context of the conversation.

Man this party really blows, lets go some else

Dude, i really don't like that chick, i like some else.

Naw man, I don't want to go play pool tonight, lets do some else.

by mr happy January 5, 2004

sasquatch piss

a fond name for Kokanee beer, based on the fact that their mascot is a sasquatch

toss me another can of the old sasquatch piss

by mr happy January 5, 2004