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"I had a fight with my partner, so I let the beach just hug-eye me all afternoon."
"Work was shit, a real fucked day, but when I got home, my garden gave me the ol' hug-eye, then I was sweet."
"That donut has been hug-eying me all day, it's hard to resist, but my boss has been giving me shit about kpi's all week."
"She's been passed for many years now, but the picture of her smiling beside my bed still gives me a hug-eye when I wake up, and before I go to sleep."
"Work was shit, a real fucked day, but when I got home, my garden gave me the ol' hug-eye, then I was sweet."
"That donut has been hug-eying me all day, it's hard to resist, but my boss has been giving me shit about kpi's all week."
"She's been passed for many years now, but the picture of her smiling beside my bed still gives me a hug-eye when I wake up, and before I go to sleep."
by Mr H20 August 25, 2022
Get the hug-eye mug.Aka: weeds
A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.
Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.
Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.
Plant lives matter!
A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.
Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.
Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.
Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."
"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"
"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"
"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"
"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"
"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
by Mr H20 September 4, 2022
Get the guardian plants mug.A living being (namely a human being) whose behaviour is so hysterical, that they are now raising their fists ready to fight.
There are many stages to hysteria.
Some "scream and shout, and let it all out."
Some are mad typists on the other side of the digital platform, probably sitting on a platform waiting for a train as they rile others up.
Some bitch to their friends and start gangs tjat build up resistance to something that they feel uncomfortable with, yet have not confirmed is valid or true.
And some get so upset that they act in anger before they think clearly about what it is that bothers them, if it is actually bothering them, or even if the information is true.
The people who get upset may get "Fisterical" and try to punch anyone who brings up a topic that just pushes their wee little internal buttons.
Whether or not the unknowing opponent is actually part of the topic, or whether they are just partaking in the discussion of the topic, the keen Fisterical player will often hear only what they want to hear.
One may also use the term "fisteria", which is a state of becoming (or being) Fisterical. Sounds a bit like "fist, stare at ya", (ie: I got my fists ready and am starin' at ya). Similar to the physical representation of the word.
There are many stages to hysteria.
Some "scream and shout, and let it all out."
Some are mad typists on the other side of the digital platform, probably sitting on a platform waiting for a train as they rile others up.
Some bitch to their friends and start gangs tjat build up resistance to something that they feel uncomfortable with, yet have not confirmed is valid or true.
And some get so upset that they act in anger before they think clearly about what it is that bothers them, if it is actually bothering them, or even if the information is true.
The people who get upset may get "Fisterical" and try to punch anyone who brings up a topic that just pushes their wee little internal buttons.
Whether or not the unknowing opponent is actually part of the topic, or whether they are just partaking in the discussion of the topic, the keen Fisterical player will often hear only what they want to hear.
One may also use the term "fisteria", which is a state of becoming (or being) Fisterical. Sounds a bit like "fist, stare at ya", (ie: I got my fists ready and am starin' at ya). Similar to the physical representation of the word.
"Oh my gosh Samantha, he is so Fisterical, I think he is about to punch a wall or something."
"My dad got a bit Fisterical at my mum when she told him about the accident. Im glad he didn't act on it."
"My favourite soccer player got a bit Fisterical after the game and encouraged more fisteria to ensue."
"I wouldn't look at her that way, she gets a bit of fisteria when she thinks people are making fun of her. Best to stay away."
"My dad got a bit Fisterical at my mum when she told him about the accident. Im glad he didn't act on it."
"My favourite soccer player got a bit Fisterical after the game and encouraged more fisteria to ensue."
"I wouldn't look at her that way, she gets a bit of fisteria when she thinks people are making fun of her. Best to stay away."
by Mr H20 July 3, 2022
Get the fisterical mug.An alternative word used to describe a mutual agreement of knowledge.
It replaces the archaic version "understanding", which reflects a negative connotation.
To be "under" someone, is to be less than equal.
To be "even" with someone, is to be equal.
And so with this in mind, when we make an attempt to have someone else "understand" what we are trying to say (such as this explanation) one may instead prefer the use of positive language to encourage the another to "evenstand".
The archaic word "understanding" may be used when one is not yet "evenstanding" with the other in terms of knowledge, information, or I.Q.
The 'old term' may be used as follows: "I am currently in a position of understanding about the information you have provided", which denotes the fact that someone may not understand in the 'old term'.
To turn this around by using positive language, one might instead say, "I would like to evenstand with you, however right now, I do not. Are you able to elaborate?"
It replaces the archaic version "understanding", which reflects a negative connotation.
To be "under" someone, is to be less than equal.
To be "even" with someone, is to be equal.
And so with this in mind, when we make an attempt to have someone else "understand" what we are trying to say (such as this explanation) one may instead prefer the use of positive language to encourage the another to "evenstand".
The archaic word "understanding" may be used when one is not yet "evenstanding" with the other in terms of knowledge, information, or I.Q.
The 'old term' may be used as follows: "I am currently in a position of understanding about the information you have provided", which denotes the fact that someone may not understand in the 'old term'.
To turn this around by using positive language, one might instead say, "I would like to evenstand with you, however right now, I do not. Are you able to elaborate?"
"I am evenstanding on the topic of interest that you have presented."
"I am able to evenstand with you on that point."
"Evenstanding with the study group will be my primary focus."
"It is hard to evenstand with parliamentary administrators when legislative changes are made behind impenetrable walls."
"Do you evenstand with what I am saying?"
"They were both evenstood on the topic."
"I am able to evenstand with you on that point."
"Evenstanding with the study group will be my primary focus."
"It is hard to evenstand with parliamentary administrators when legislative changes are made behind impenetrable walls."
"Do you evenstand with what I am saying?"
"They were both evenstood on the topic."
by Mr H20 July 1, 2022
Get the evenstanding mug.The term "collectified", is used to describe an individual (or group of individuals) who have been labelled under a generalisation without acknowledgment of their individuality.
"Collectify" is a term used when someone tries to label you (or another) by generalising who you are with that label.
"Collectify" is a term used when someone tries to label you (or another) by generalising who you are with that label.
Eg: "oh my gosh Sharon, is she trying to collectify you as a person of colour just because you were born with darker skin tones. Arn't you a human?"
Eg: "that group of people just collectified me as a white person, even though I have never seen myself as anything other than human."
Eg: "I was collectified by the media today, they informed the public that 3 out of 5 white men have the potential to be rapists."
Eg: "Don't let them collectify who you are Kazza. You are not the bad things that someone else has done, their actions are separate to who you are."
Eg: "that group of people just collectified me as a white person, even though I have never seen myself as anything other than human."
Eg: "I was collectified by the media today, they informed the public that 3 out of 5 white men have the potential to be rapists."
Eg: "Don't let them collectify who you are Kazza. You are not the bad things that someone else has done, their actions are separate to who you are."
by Mr H20 July 26, 2022
Get the Collectified mug."He caressed her body slowly, as if he had been studying the art of anatomology his entire life."
"Whilst studying frog anatomology, I discovered a curious thing, it's skin performs the same function as our lungs to help it breathe. Therefore stagnant waters with no oxygen, such as dams, may suffocate these amphibians."
"The anatomology of Adam and Eve would have surely resembled Barney Rubble, for humans have evolved even in the last hundred years by becoming taller and less hairy."
"Anatomologiclly speaking, we are unable to define the exact colour of a mummies skin, eyes, or hair, and this is due to the fact that evolution in itself, often changes patterns whilst maintaining the same genetic branding."
"Whilst studying frog anatomology, I discovered a curious thing, it's skin performs the same function as our lungs to help it breathe. Therefore stagnant waters with no oxygen, such as dams, may suffocate these amphibians."
"The anatomology of Adam and Eve would have surely resembled Barney Rubble, for humans have evolved even in the last hundred years by becoming taller and less hairy."
"Anatomologiclly speaking, we are unable to define the exact colour of a mummies skin, eyes, or hair, and this is due to the fact that evolution in itself, often changes patterns whilst maintaining the same genetic branding."
by Mr H20 August 29, 2022
Get the anatomology mug.A still and placid insect (or other) that causes minimal disturbance whilst it finds any part of a tree to hug* with its tiny feet, arms, or other. Eg: a cicada
*bugs, not drugs 🤣
*bugs, not drugs 🤣
"These chi-huggers could put hippies to shame. They sit here all day and never move."
"You are such a chi-hugger"
"I know I am, and I'm not afraid to use it, they help me breathe."
"He was holding his cup of coffee for hours like some chi-hugging cicada that sits on the side of a tree."
"You are such a chi-hugger"
"I know I am, and I'm not afraid to use it, they help me breathe."
"He was holding his cup of coffee for hours like some chi-hugging cicada that sits on the side of a tree."
by Mr H20 August 29, 2022
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