Definitions by Mr Gognitti

beautiful people 

People who have a face/body that is generally very pleasing to the eye, although they tend to have rotten personalities because they have grown up spoilt and excessively complimented just for looking the way they do, often resulting in their ego being a thousand times greater than that of a normal person. This enlarged state of ego often breeds arrogance and disregard for others as the individual views themself as social superior.

Can be interpreted as a positive or negative term.

1) We'll never be one of the beautiful people - THANK GOD!
2) Damn, look at those beautiful people!

beautiful people by Mr Gognitti March 19, 2004

Floppy 

Nickname of ridicule for a man that cannot sustain an erection.

Ha ha! What's the matter Floppy? Is your old boy not behaving right?

Floppy by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

Frig-Monkey 

1) A sexually impulsive creature, renowned for promiscuity
2) A person of lesser intellectual ability
3) Someone utterly insane

1) It's a Frig-Monkey! Look at it go at that poor man's leg like an animal!
2) It scored a laughable 2 in its IQ test. What a Frig-Monkey!
3) I'm afraid your son is a Frig-Monkey and will have to take lots of pills to get better.

Frig-Monkey by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

welshman 

A man from wales who frequently copulates with sheep and other helpless farm animals because they are far more attractive to him (or anyone else for that matter) than his inbred wife Cerys.

"Oh my god, is that what I think it is? F**king hell, it's a guy shagging a sheep! Call the RSPCA!" said Jane

"No, it's alright, he has an excuse - he's a welshman" said Dave

welshman by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

kranitz 

Spouts lies profusely for anecdotal purposes, likes to imagine he's 'the tough guy' when in reality he couldn't twat a daffodil, thinks it is acceptable to completely disregard friends, is the epitome of the word 'lamer' when it comes to computing, has a secret liking for pink spandex + S Club Juniors.

That there is a lesser spotted Kranitz. Run!

kranitz by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

Lord Of The Rings 

A man who dominates another man's anus (or 'ring') with his erect penis.

Once he gets it in and starts f**king, he's the 'Lord Of The Rings'

Lord Of The Rings by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

The Darkness 

Dire 'Queen' tribute band consisting of a few shrewd businessmen who realised they could fleece stupid little rocker-wannabe children out of their hard earned pennies by dressing like retro twats and generally being nothing more than fucked-up Queen clones, masquerading as something 'different'. Pfft.

'The Darkness are contributing fuck all to the modern music scene and are getting filthy rich out of it - why didn't I think of that?'
'Real music fans chuckle at idiocy of The Darkness and piss themselves with laughter at the fans'

The Darkness by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004