Noun. a name for an extremely overweight person, someone who would have to 'pay twice' to get in the cinema, ride a bus etc.
Man 1 "you've put some weight on since I last saw you you've turned into a proper 'Michelin Man'"
Man 2 " I gained 80 pounds"
Man 1 "you fat pay twice, I bet your gut has its own postcode now"
Man 2 "I've been a bit pie-friendly recently"
Man 2 " I gained 80 pounds"
Man 1 "you fat pay twice, I bet your gut has its own postcode now"
Man 2 "I've been a bit pie-friendly recently"
by Mr Cunninglinguist July 7, 2010
Get the PAY TWICEmug. the Money shot at the end of a Porn sequence where 3 guys 'arrive' at the same time all over one (or more) chicks (or guy) by emptying their cocks- in a similar way to the Podium finish of a Grand Prix race
".... and so at the end of the '75 Swedish Grand Prix all that remains is for Emerson, Mario and James to get hold of the Jereboams and drench the adoring fans and each other with champagne for a proper F1 Finish"
by mr cunninglinguist October 21, 2012
Get the F1 Finishmug. a guitar player with an enormous ego, or is very annoying/rude/petulant the word is a portmanteau of the words 'Guitar' and 'Arsehole'
not legally permitted to name anyone in particular but most 'guitar gods' are Guitarsoles at some point in their careers, I imagine.
not legally permitted to name anyone in particular but most 'guitar gods' are Guitarsoles at some point in their careers, I imagine.
After the gratuitous 22 minute solo in which several Stratocasters were burned, knocked over and smashed, he raised his arms in mocking triumph to the crowd - of 9. what a wanker, He's such a Guitarsole its unreal, its only the pub down the road, not the Hammy Odeon!
by Mr Cunninglinguist October 5, 2012
Get the Guitarsolemug. Derbyshire slang term for when you have not had sex for a while and are getting desperate. Term can be used equally for men and women.
a build up of 'sperm pressure' in men can be caused by being Hogged Up
a build up of 'sperm pressure' in men can be caused by being Hogged Up
by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013
Get the Hogged Upmug. shoplifting, named after a small town in Derbyshire England famed for its population of thieves, tramps, drug addicts and 'chavs'
man 1 'where did you get the cash to buy all those cans of lager?'
man 2 'no body was watching so I used Cotmanhay Money in the beer-off '
man 2 'no body was watching so I used Cotmanhay Money in the beer-off '
by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010
Get the COTMANHAY MONEYmug. yet another name for sexual intercourse, derived from the British word for Boloney (Polony) which sounds like 'Pony' British Polony is a curled red cooked meat sausage available from the butchers. Pony Trekking- a popular equestrian activity.
On observing a saddle sore woman at a show jumping event:
man 1:"look at her, she can hardly walk'
man 2 :'I bet she spent the whole night polony trekking'
man 1:"look at her, she can hardly walk'
man 2 :'I bet she spent the whole night polony trekking'
by Mr Cunninglinguist July 7, 2010
Get the POLONY TREKKINGmug. 1. a sarcastic reply to someone who is not satisfied with what they have or
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home
man 1 'I've only got one slice of bread here mate'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'
man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'
man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'
man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'
man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'
by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010
Get the two slices of fuck allmug.