1. A Victorian device used for drying clothes.
2. To wreck or distort by applying force to it. For example, a colleague at work frequently mangles the English language by trying to speak it.
2. To wreck or distort by applying force to it. For example, a colleague at work frequently mangles the English language by trying to speak it.
1. "I say, Edward! Have you ran my bloomers through the mangle yet, what?"
2. "I would like one pint of biter peas."
2. "I would like one pint of biter peas."
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
Frequent mispelling of the word "and" and therefore, possibly the most annoying word you'll ever read when going over your work. Apart from "teh".
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
One who suffers from the terrible afflication known as machoegotism. Can also be used as an insult, meaning one who is a twat.
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
1. A round, cylindical object.
2. The London Underground.
3. Medical term for a totally unneccesary breast examination, usually applied to the person asking for it.
2. The London Underground.
3. Medical term for a totally unneccesary breast examination, usually applied to the person asking for it.
1. "Pass me a tube of loo-roll."
2. "I'll take the Tube to work this morning."
3. "Dr Marsh, we have a TUBE fo you in ward three. Enjoy!"
2. "I'll take the Tube to work this morning."
3. "Dr Marsh, we have a TUBE fo you in ward three. Enjoy!"
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
Any individual who displays no regard or knowledge for the unwritten rules of a location or city. Tourists in London, for example, frequently stand on the left hand side of escalators on the tube (a serious no-no), stand directly in front of the train doors with large rucksacks (again, you just don't do this) and take photographs of them halfway out of a telephone box as though they were appearing in a Broadway musical (does anyone do this anywhere at all?).
"What's that? Stand on the right? No, I think I like the left hand side better. Who cares about those other jerks wanting to get by? I'm a tourist, they should wait." - the primary cause of rioting on the London Underground.
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
A product or item that is endlessly upgraded or improved and which users don't mind having to pay full price for the latest examples. A frequent occurance within video games.
EA Games have two cashcows - "The Sims" and the "FIFA" series of games. Neither of which I'd play if you paid me.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
"He shew me this video of Chyna..."
"You mean, he had shown you this video of Chyna. Get it right."
"That's what I said. He shew it to me..."
"You mean, he had shown you this video of Chyna. Get it right."
"That's what I said. He shew it to me..."
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005