Mr Ben's definitions
A sadly incurable condition, usually occuring in young men. The sufferer of machoegotism strikes up an extraordinary relationship with himself (possibly due to excess masturbation) that results in the sufferer falling in love with themselves. They are incapable of replicating genuine feelings for others, though they attempt to hide their emotional vacuum by imitating feelings or responses.
Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.
Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.
"That guy defintely suffers from machoegotism. He displays all the symptons."
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
Get the machoegotismmug. "I'm going to the bank - I've a spoodge for them."
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
Get the spoodgemug. A bartender's nightmare because it involves cream. Take a large brandy, mix it with creme de cacao and double cream (one part cacao, one part cream and two parts brandy) and shake the whole thing over ice. Strain into glass and top with grated nutmeg or chocolate. Curiously popular with old ladies but not as nice as a Grasshopper.
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
Get the Brandy Alexandermug. Not to be confused with whatever, wuhhuhbuh is a term used to indicate confusion or ignorance with regards to a specific matter.
"Mr Ben, what do you think about the economic climate within Bulgaria and it's impact on the common European markets when Bulgaria joins the EU in 2007?"
"Wuhuhbuh?"
"Wuhuhbuh?"
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
Get the wuhhuhbuhmug. A contemporary yet cliched word, saying or catchphrase, often used by incompetent managers in an attempt to motivate staff. Which fails.
"Always a pleasure, Mr Ben. Never a chore." - greeting given every day by one of Mr Ben's former supervisors. Example can be found in the book "Managerial Bollocks For Dummies", priced £2.99.
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
Get the buzzwordmug. Not to be confused with slightly, a slighty is a semi-transparent night dress worn by women. Tragically, older women.
"Woa dude! I was watching your TV and your mom came down wearing this white slighty! I was so emabarrassed!"
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
Get the slightymug. Fairly self-explanatory, I thought. Unseen or unknown person who steals petty things like pens and penny coins. Not to be confused with black holes.
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
Get the thieving gypsy bastardsmug.