chavmobile

The only mode of transport for the chav of today, a chavmobile is a derogatory word for a home-converted vehicle of some description. Countless modifications may include huge subwoofers in the boot, a crude soft-top, spoilers from an F1 car, blue neon underneath the doors, spinning hub-caps, painted flames around the wheels or bonnet, a nitro-charged engine (homemade, of course) and multiple CD player. The trouble is, a chavmobile will usually be a fifteen year old Vauxhaul Nova or a Ford Fiesta that should have been scrapped after the accident.

Incidentally, why do chavs spend so much money doing up their chavmobiles when they could buy a decent car with it in the first place?

Readers of motoring magazine Max Power will be all too familiar with chavmobiles.

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

slighty

Not to be confused with slightly, a slighty is a semi-transparent night dress worn by women. Tragically, older women.

"Woa dude! I was watching your TV and your mom came down wearing this white slighty! I was so emabarrassed!"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

Brandy Alexander

A bartender's nightmare because it involves cream. Take a large brandy, mix it with creme de cacao and double cream (one part cacao, one part cream and two parts brandy) and shake the whole thing over ice. Strain into glass and top with grated nutmeg or chocolate. Curiously popular with old ladies but not as nice as a Grasshopper.

"Can I have three Brandy Alexanders please?" - order guaranteed to piss off this bartender.

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

spoodge

To deposit a large amount of something, usually semen.

"I'm going to the bank - I've a spoodge for them."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

thieving gypsy bastards

Fairly self-explanatory, I thought. Unseen or unknown person who steals petty things like pens and penny coins. Not to be confused with black holes.

"Thieving gypsy bastards!"

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

wuhhuhbuh

Not to be confused with whatever, wuhhuhbuh is a term used to indicate confusion or ignorance with regards to a specific matter.

"Mr Ben, what do you think about the economic climate within Bulgaria and it's impact on the common European markets when Bulgaria joins the EU in 2007?"

"Wuhuhbuh?"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

screaming viking

1. A name given to a non-existent cocktail.

2. A fat girl having an orgasm.

"I think I'll have a screaming viking too!"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005