DTS

Another medical term, used to describe obese people who are a Danger To Shipping. Those crazy doctors...
"Ms Winters has a fractured right femur, severe brusing along her right arm and is DTS."
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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sadsack

An individual whose very presence lowers the tone in the room. Will complain about almost anything and will dress in plain, understated clothes. The human equivilent of Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
"Hi everybody. Hope you're feeling better today than I am. Still can't find my Prozac anywhere, I'm getting really worried now. Must the Sun rise every morning in the east? Why can't..." - ad infinitum.
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
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tornado

A sudden and inexplicable increase in customers, causing massive amounts of damage and devastation. Then, just as strangely as it appears, the whole thing blows over and the place is empty and now wrecked.
"We've just had a bit of a tornado in here, Boss."
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
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Donald Duck

1. Cartoon duck created by Walt Disney. Generally bad-tempered in nature and dumber than a couple of chipmunks on helium.

2. To fart in the bath.
"Sorry about that Mickey. Just turn the TV up."
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
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kiddie kicker

Someone you meet online in a game (Quake 3, for example) with a name spelt with capitals at random intervals, numbers, multiple colours if possible and an inprobably tough-sounding name. However, what truely makes a kiddie kicker is his real persona - an eleven year old boy from Minneapolis who's trying to avoid doing his homework and focuses his attention on whopping your ass.
"FeaR mE, fOr i aM bOw31 bu5T3r!"

"MARTIN! Have you finished your maths homework yet?"

"Not yet, mom."
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
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tombstone teeth

Usually occuring in older members of society, "Tombstone teeth" is a derogatory term used to describe a mouth consisting mainly of tongue and gums. Maybe, one or two teeth will stand out but no more than that. The ones on the bottom jaw seem more resistent to base-jumping out of the mouth, for some reason. Scientists are looking into this as I speak.
"That old Mrs Webster has some serious tombstone teeth. They're all yellow..."
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
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Bloody Mary

1. A classic cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices. I'm told that I make the best in London which is annoying because I don't like them. Waste of vodka if you ask me.

2. The name we give to my insane grandmother. She doesn't mind...
1. "A bit too spicy, Mr Ben. I admit, I'm a pussy but I need some ice please."

2. "Would you like a cup of tea, Bloody Mary?"
"Am I free? Of course I am, dear..."
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
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