Definitions by Mr Ben

Captain Sensible 

Someone who doesn't like the mainstream, an individual who goes against the social norm.

"I don't like the Beatles or Elvis. I'm a right Captain Sensible, me!"

Captain Sensible by Mr Ben August 2, 2006

satnav woman 

A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.

"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.

satnav woman by Mr Ben July 18, 2006

pidgeon 

Similar to a bilbo, a pidgeon was a character during games of AD&D who wasn't given much chance of survival. What seperated a bilbo from a pidgeon was not bad luck but a staggeringly poor performance during combat. Custom dictates that other players must coo repeatedly when a pidgeon is trying to attack someone.

"Don't worry about Tharg The Destroyer, he's a real pidgeon..."

pidgeon by Mr Ben April 22, 2005

bilbo 

For whatever reason, a bilbo became the name given to an individual who wasn't given much chance of survival during games of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. For added humililation, the name was pronounced in a low voice with the emphasis on the O. Also used to designate an NPC who was clearly about to die in a poorly disguised plot twist.

"Oi, Bilbo! Just pop your head around that door and tell us if any orcs are there... oh, he's been shot in the head."

bilbo by Mr Ben April 22, 2005

Barclay's Banker 

Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.

"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."

Barclay's Banker by Mr Ben February 11, 2005

urinialphobia

The fear of standing between two men at a public urinal.

"I think most men suffer from urinalphobia at some stage in their lives" - Dr Phil Space

urinialphobia by Mr Ben February 11, 2005

Horse's arse 

Extremely derogatory term, used to describe a face that is remarkable in it's ugliness.

"Hang on, what's old Horse's arse doing on TV? What, she's marrying Prince Charles?"

Horse's arse by Mr Ben February 10, 2005