Mr Ben's definitions

goodie-two-shoes

Someone who always does what's right and not what they're supposed to do.

"That goodie-two-shoes grassed up his own mother! The little bastard..."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Horse's arse

Extremely derogatory term, used to describe a face that is remarkable in it's ugliness.

"Hang on, what's old Horse's arse doing on TV? What, she's marrying Prince Charles?"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

paperweight

A term describing a heavy technical item which no longer works and could easily be replaced.

"My computer's a total paperweight at the minute."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

rake

A person who can eat shitloads of food but not put on any weight. Big hair not required. See also mop.

"I was a rake until I went to University and now look at me."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

urinialphobia

The fear of standing between two men at a public urinal.

"I think most men suffer from urinalphobia at some stage in their lives" - Dr Phil Space

by Mr Ben February 11, 2005

Donald Duck

1. Cartoon duck created by Walt Disney. Generally bad-tempered in nature and dumber than a couple of chipmunks on helium.

2. To fart in the bath.

"Sorry about that Mickey. Just turn the TV up."

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

SLA Industries

Possibly the greatest dice-throwing RPG that has never become "mainstream" like "Dungeons & Dragons" or "Vampire: The Mascarade". Futuristic cyber-punk bliss with an OTT sense of humour. A must for fans of funny shaped dice.

"Power is a gift. Like all gifts from SLA Industries, it can be taken away." - Mr Slayer, owner of SLA Industries.

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005