Another medical term, used to describe obese people who are a Danger To Shipping. Those crazy doctors...
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
An individual whose very presence lowers the tone in the room. Will complain about almost anything and will dress in plain, understated clothes. The human equivilent of Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
"Hi everybody. Hope you're feeling better today than I am. Still can't find my Prozac anywhere, I'm getting really worried now. Must the Sun rise every morning in the east? Why can't..." - ad infinitum.
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
A sudden and inexplicable increase in customers, causing massive amounts of damage and devastation. Then, just as strangely as it appears, the whole thing blows over and the place is empty and now wrecked.
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
1. Cartoon duck created by Walt Disney. Generally bad-tempered in nature and dumber than a couple of chipmunks on helium.
2. To fart in the bath.
2. To fart in the bath.
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
A derogatory term, used to describe bogus-sounding chemicals found in various products within the cosmetics industry.
"New Pantene Pro-V Ultra! With polyhydro-oxides and vitamin G17! Restores the shine to your hair!" - "polyhydro-oxides" and "vitamin G17" are two examples of newidiums.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005