Venngina

When a Venn Diagram uses 2 or 3 circles - the overlapping area forms a vaginal shape known as the Venngina. The Venngina represents the common factors of the the 2 or 3 circles and this Vennginal area assists in clearly defining logical choices, probabilities and statistical outcomes.

I was trying to choose who to take on a boys weekend. The three criteria were 1. Ability to drink beer 2. Wilingness to gamble & 3. Ability to keep one's mouth shut. Of my friends, those that fell within the Vennginal zone would receive an invitation.

by Mr B Poet September 08, 2016

Beerhum

the humm one experiences after 2-3 beers after a hard days work

got home from work and cracked three stubbies in a row....nothing could get me off the lounge as i was experiencing an awesome beerhum

by Mr B Poet October 15, 2016

Humanal

To act like a human, albeit an arsehole which is typical of human behaviour

I wasn't surprised that John slept with Brian's wife, that's very humanal of him

by Mr B Poet July 06, 2016

graham surprise

When you pass a task to someone and there is little or no communication to say whether it is done, in progress, complete or any acknowledgement that the task has even been received. The unknown status of this task is know as a 'graham surprise' when you finally get an update.

it had been several days since i sent a question through regarding a new website, i wait in anticipation of my 'graham surprise'

by Mr B Poet November 30, 2016

Bumgrumbler

When a person complains about diarrhoea , constipation or haemorrhoids

I am sick of John coming to work and talking about his runny bum one day and piles the next, he is such a Bumgrumbler !

by Mr B Poet August 11, 2016

horse's stink

The incessant smell that comes from someone acting like a horse's arse

Anthony was being a cunt as usual, but it wasn't his cuntish behaviour that annoyed me but the leaking cabbage gas, the horse's stink that made me dry reach

by Mr B Poet May 16, 2017

Guntmuffler

The act of blowing raspberries on a roll of pubic fat (also known as a gunt)

I thought Joe's exhaust needed replacing, but soon realised that he was an aggressive guntmuffler.

by Mr B Poet August 18, 2016