73 definitions by Morgan

Impage

To impose the awesomeness of James Patrick Page through impaling

I am going to impage those sons of bitches who think Stairway is not a good song solely because it was too popular and well known and are too narrow-minded to understand its musical genius.

by Morgan February 17, 2005

air five

Air five is a high five through a long distance, usually used when speaking on the phone or writing emails

OOOH good one, air five!

by Morgan February 2, 2005

checking out

a term used on instant messaging services. meant as "im gunna go"

urscreenamesuks: yo, im gunna check out, i'll catch ya lata

by Morgan April 17, 2005

Sea Town

Nickname for the city of Seattle, WA. Used in a Sir Mix-a-Lot song.

Back to the 2 0 6
Double up my grits
And Sea-town giving po po fits

by Morgan March 11, 2005

Hooters Bear

I dont care. something you say when someone asks you a question and you dont know or care.

Micheal:What is 8+9 Morgan:i dont know i dont care i dont give a hooters bear

by Morgan August 27, 2003

fortune cookie

the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!

when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.

by Morgan August 12, 2003

SoOo G!

referring to yourself as the best..

... i give you props fo dat.. but in the end... im just SoOo G!

by Morgan February 14, 2003