Trivorce

When a group of three friends splits up.

"How has your social life been lately?"

"Not so good. I got a trivorce recently."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Capture the King

A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.

"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Triclops

The word for someone with a third eye.

"Open your third eye and embrace the triclops in you."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Social Traveler

That guy that sat next to you on an airplane who tried to drum up conversations over the most awkward topics.

"So, where ya headed?"

"Same place you are. Why'd you ask?"

"Forgive me, I'm a bit of a social traveler."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Thrice

Something people should say but never do say.

"Once, twice, but never thrice."

by Moon Worshiper September 02, 2022

Friday

A song about as good as a Dhar Mann video.

"Have you listened to that song Friday?"

"Yeah. It's almost like a Dhar Mann actor wrote it."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Mr. Beast

That guy in school who bought a laptop to smash it and give away the keys for free.

"Hey, did you see Mr. Beast's new video?"

"The one where he crashes a private jet? Yeah, so relatable!"

by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022