Moon Worshiper's definitions

AirPod Kid

That kid at your school, typically a boy, who wears AirPods constantly, has semi long hair, wears a gold chain, and whose main purpose in life is getting girls.

"You wear AirPods in your sleep? You are such an AirPod kid."

by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022

Trivorce

When a group of three friends splits up.

"How has your social life been lately?"

"Not so good. I got a trivorce recently."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Social Traveler

That guy that sat next to you on an airplane who tried to drum up conversations over the most awkward topics.

"So, where ya headed?"

"Same place you are. Why'd you ask?"

"Forgive me, I'm a bit of a social traveler."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Trumposis

A mental disorder characterized by a strong tendency to lie.

"You lied again. Your psychiatrist thinks you might have trumposis."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Show your work

Something math teachers ask you to do when they have nothing better to do and want to fill up their lesson with busy work in case the principal walks in.

"Don't forget to show your work."

"Why, though? The problem is 1+1..."

"Always show your work, no matter how useless it is, children. It will secure you a slot at your dream college."

by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022

PE

Child abuse

"Hey, how was PE?"

"They made us run a mile when it was a hundred degrees. PE is child abuse."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Capture the King

A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.

"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022