Moon Worshiper's definitions

Thrice

Something people should say but never do say.

"Once, twice, but never thrice."

by Moon Worshiper September 2, 2022

Capture the King

A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.

"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

pasta la vista

What white girls say when leaving an Italian restaurant.

"Thank you for your service. We hope you enjoyed."

"Pasta la vista!"

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Triclops

The word for someone with a third eye.

"Open your third eye and embrace the triclops in you."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Trivorce

When a group of three friends splits up.

"How has your social life been lately?"

"Not so good. I got a trivorce recently."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Trumposis

A mental disorder characterized by a strong tendency to lie.

"You lied again. Your psychiatrist thinks you might have trumposis."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Republican

Describes people with a serious mental condition with symptoms such as regular hypocrisy, being out of touch with reality, and a dangerous lack of empathy.

"You think climate change is a hoax? You must be a republican."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022