Definitions by Moof

one bagger

Cf. double bagger, three bagger.

A woman whose face is so ugly, you'd need to cover her face with a bag during sex. Not as bad as a two bagger.

"A three bagger? That's a one bagger, and I'm two cold ones away from wearing beergoggles -- watch me hit it!"

one bagger by moof July 10, 2003

chick magnet 

A desirable car which impresses the ladies.

"This car is a chick magnet"

chick magnet by moof July 10, 2003

the ladies

Females. Specifically, all hot females between the ages of consent and milf, collectively.

"That augmentation I got done is a big hit with the ladies."

the ladies by moof July 10, 2003

lezzer

A lesbian.

"She's a right old lezzer"

lezzer by moof July 10, 2003