Moof's definitions

one bagger

Cf. double bagger, three bagger.

A woman whose face is so ugly, you'd need to cover her face with a bag during sex. Not as bad as a two bagger.

"A three bagger? That's a one bagger, and I'm two cold ones away from wearing beergoggles -- watch me hit it!"

by moof July 10, 2003

chick magnet

A desirable car which impresses the ladies.

"This car is a chick magnet"

by moof July 10, 2003

three bagger

Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.

"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."

by moof July 10, 2003

Rittard

An entertaining person with erratic hand motions.

That politition is very animated, what a rittard.

by Moof January 7, 2019