The turd that emerges AFTER you think that you are all done pooping. Sometimes, you have already wiped, and stood up, and maybe even washed your hands already, and then you get that feeling that you need to drop one more turd. That's the "Epilog."
"Yea, I would have been out of the bathroom sooner, but after finishing the paperwork, I had to take care of an epilog, too."
The ending of a story; to bring conclusion and a sobering look upon the aftermath of a conflict. What most would consider a follow up to, but not a sequel to, a story epic.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.