Epilog

The turd that doesn't come out until a few minutes after the primary shit

A: "Are you done pooping?"
B: "Almost! Just waiting on the epilog."

by MooHen April 3, 2022

Epilog

The turd that emerges AFTER you think that you are all done pooping. Sometimes, you have already wiped, and stood up, and maybe even washed your hands already, and then you get that feeling that you need to drop one more turd. That's the "Epilog."

"Yea, I would have been out of the bathroom sooner, but after finishing the paperwork, I had to take care of an epilog, too."

by the real chilldaddy December 26, 2019