Definitions by Monopoly God

Instant Family Just add 

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.

She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.

Instant Family Just add by Monopoly God May 9, 2021

Undahmer 

The act and/or expectation of the removal of psychotic tendencies of your girlfriend’s children caused by the divorce and absent father.

We took Tony with us to miniature golf hoping his presence would undahmer little Hector Jr.

Undahmer by Monopoly God May 9, 2021

Monopoly Prodigy 

The one who has defeated the Monopoly God in her first attempt at playing the game.

The Monopoly Prodigy's friggen dice luck is unbelievable. I'm convinced the game doesn't like my name....

Monopoly Prodigy by Monopoly God May 26, 2008