Definitions by Monkey Toker
Double Yoi
an excited exclamation by the late Myron Cope, color commentator for the Pittsburgh Stillers (Steelers). Often yelled with a single "YOI!" when a great play or great hit occured on the field.
Bill Hillgrove: "Wow, look at the hit Polamalu put on the reciever"
Myron Cope: "Yoi!, and Double Yoi! dat Polamalu can cover da whole field"
Myron Cope: "Yoi!, and Double Yoi! dat Polamalu can cover da whole field"
Double Yoi by Monkey Toker January 19, 2009
krunkalated
1. state of mind well beyond your average drunk/high.
2. intoxication level step before alachol poisoning
2. intoxication level step before alachol poisoning
"I got two cases of beer and an ounce, I'mma get krunkalated."
"Man that fool was krunkalated, grinding on that lamp and everything"
"Man that fool was krunkalated, grinding on that lamp and everything"
krunkalated by Monkey Toker July 25, 2008
Kyle'd
To be Kyle'd is to be screwed by a co-worker who leaves early saying he is done when he isn't really.
Named for a Kyle who likes to clock out 3-5 min early while saying things like, "I gotta go all I have left are floors but I don't have enough time"
Named for a Kyle who likes to clock out 3-5 min early while saying things like, "I gotta go all I have left are floors but I don't have enough time"
Employee: "Hey man I'm all done, can I go?"
Manager: "You sure your done? You better not Kyle me."
Employee: "I'm not, gonna Kyle you!"
Manager: "Alright get outta here then."
Manager comes out looks arounf and floors still need done, and nothing is wiped down.
Manager: "Dammnit I've been KYLE'D"
Manager: "You sure your done? You better not Kyle me."
Employee: "I'm not, gonna Kyle you!"
Manager: "Alright get outta here then."
Manager comes out looks arounf and floors still need done, and nothing is wiped down.
Manager: "Dammnit I've been KYLE'D"
Kyle'd by Monkey Toker August 4, 2006
scarf
Buyer: Hey, man I was wondering if you could hook me up?
Seller: What do ya need? Sweater?
Buyer: Can't afford a whole sweater, just need a scarf
Seller: Yeah I'll be right over to knit with you
Seller: What do ya need? Sweater?
Buyer: Can't afford a whole sweater, just need a scarf
Seller: Yeah I'll be right over to knit with you
scarf by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006
knit
knit by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006
knit a sweater
code for smoking pot
Man it's cold out I need to knit a sweater, know where I can get a sweater?
No, but I got a scarf here
No, but I got a scarf here
knit a sweater by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006
river'd
1) see also rivered
2) being beaten by the last card of the community, called the "river"
3) combination of rivered and arrow'd
2) being beaten by the last card of the community, called the "river"
3) combination of rivered and arrow'd
river'd by Monkey Toker June 15, 2006