Monkey Toker's definitions

Kyle'd

To be Kyle'd is to be screwed by a co-worker who leaves early saying he is done when he isn't really.

Named for a Kyle who likes to clock out 3-5 min early while saying things like, "I gotta go all I have left are floors but I don't have enough time"

Employee: "Hey man I'm all done, can I go?"
Manager: "You sure your done? You better not Kyle me."
Employee: "I'm not, gonna Kyle you!"
Manager: "Alright get outta here then."

Manager comes out looks arounf and floors still need done, and nothing is wiped down.

Manager: "Dammnit I've been KYLE'D"

by Monkey Toker August 4, 2006

knit

see also knit a sweater

It sounds backwards but I like to buy a new sweater then knit another one

by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006

river'd

1) see also rivered
2) being beaten by the last card of the community, called the "river"
3) combination of rivered and arrow'd

I had the straight on the flop, but got river'd, he pulled out a flush

by Monkey Toker June 15, 2006

Soda-Pop Make-out

A) referrs to the sharing of one's beverage, and the exchange of body fluids from the participants.

B) You have shared a beverage with everyone who has ever shared a beverage with someone you shared a beverage with.

Brian and Tim have had soda-pop make-out because they both shared a drink with Tiffany.

by Monkey Toker April 6, 2006

Double Yoi

an excited exclamation by the late Myron Cope, color commentator for the Pittsburgh Stillers (Steelers). Often yelled with a single "YOI!" when a great play or great hit occured on the field.

Bill Hillgrove: "Wow, look at the hit Polamalu put on the reciever"
Myron Cope: "Yoi!, and Double Yoi! dat Polamalu can cover da whole field"

by Monkey Toker January 19, 2009

krunkalated

1. state of mind well beyond your average drunk/high.
2. intoxication level step before alachol poisoning

"I got two cases of beer and an ounce, I'mma get krunkalated."
"Man that fool was krunkalated, grinding on that lamp and everything"

by Monkey Toker July 25, 2008

scarf

1) a $10 sack of weed
2) smaller than a sweater

Buyer: Hey, man I was wondering if you could hook me up?
Seller: What do ya need? Sweater?
Buyer: Can't afford a whole sweater, just need a scarf
Seller: Yeah I'll be right over to knit with you

by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006