8 definitions by Monkey Toker
by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006
1) see also rivered
2) being beaten by the last card of the community, called the "river"
3) combination of rivered and arrow'd
2) being beaten by the last card of the community, called the "river"
3) combination of rivered and arrow'd
by Monkey Toker June 13, 2006
an excited exclamation by the late Myron Cope, color commentator for the Pittsburgh Stillers (Steelers). Often yelled with a single "YOI!" when a great play or great hit occured on the field.
Bill Hillgrove: "Wow, look at the hit Polamalu put on the reciever"
Myron Cope: "Yoi!, and Double Yoi! dat Polamalu can cover da whole field"
Myron Cope: "Yoi!, and Double Yoi! dat Polamalu can cover da whole field"
by Monkey Toker January 19, 2009
code for smoking pot
Man it's cold out I need to knit a sweater, know where I can get a sweater?
No, but I got a scarf here
No, but I got a scarf here
by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006
To be Kyle'd is to be screwed by a co-worker who leaves early saying he is done when he isn't really.
Named for a Kyle who likes to clock out 3-5 min early while saying things like, "I gotta go all I have left are floors but I don't have enough time"
Named for a Kyle who likes to clock out 3-5 min early while saying things like, "I gotta go all I have left are floors but I don't have enough time"
Employee: "Hey man I'm all done, can I go?"
Manager: "You sure your done? You better not Kyle me."
Employee: "I'm not, gonna Kyle you!"
Manager: "Alright get outta here then."
Manager comes out looks arounf and floors still need done, and nothing is wiped down.
Manager: "Dammnit I've been KYLE'D"
Manager: "You sure your done? You better not Kyle me."
Employee: "I'm not, gonna Kyle you!"
Manager: "Alright get outta here then."
Manager comes out looks arounf and floors still need done, and nothing is wiped down.
Manager: "Dammnit I've been KYLE'D"
by Monkey Toker August 4, 2006
A) referrs to the sharing of one's beverage, and the exchange of body fluids from the participants.
B) You have shared a beverage with everyone who has ever shared a beverage with someone you shared a beverage with.
B) You have shared a beverage with everyone who has ever shared a beverage with someone you shared a beverage with.
by Monkey Toker March 24, 2006
1. state of mind well beyond your average drunk/high.
2. intoxication level step before alachol poisoning
2. intoxication level step before alachol poisoning
"I got two cases of beer and an ounce, I'mma get krunkalated."
"Man that fool was krunkalated, grinding on that lamp and everything"
"Man that fool was krunkalated, grinding on that lamp and everything"
by Monkey Toker January 23, 2006