Kyle'd

To be Kyle'd is to be screwed by a co-worker who leaves early saying he is done when he isn't really.

Named for a Kyle who likes to clock out 3-5 min early while saying things like, "I gotta go all I have left are floors but I don't have enough time"
Employee: "Hey man I'm all done, can I go?"
Manager: "You sure your done? You better not Kyle me."
Employee: "I'm not, gonna Kyle you!"
Manager: "Alright get outta here then."

Manager comes out looks arounf and floors still need done, and nothing is wiped down.

Manager: "Dammnit I've been KYLE'D"
by Monkey Toker August 04, 2006
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river'd

1) see also rivered
2) being beaten by the last card of the community, called the "river"
3) combination of rivered and arrow'd
I had the straight on the flop, but got river'd, he pulled out a flush
by Monkey Toker June 15, 2006
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knit

It sounds backwards but I like to buy a new sweater then knit another one
by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006
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krunkalated

1. state of mind well beyond your average drunk/high.
2. intoxication level step before alachol poisoning
"I got two cases of beer and an ounce, I'mma get krunkalated."
"Man that fool was krunkalated, grinding on that lamp and everything"
by Monkey Toker July 25, 2008
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Soda-Pop Make-out

A) referrs to the sharing of one's beverage, and the exchange of body fluids from the participants.

B) You have shared a beverage with everyone who has ever shared a beverage with someone you shared a beverage with.
Brian and Tim have had soda-pop make-out because they both shared a drink with Tiffany.
by Monkey Toker April 06, 2006
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knit a sweater

Man it's cold out I need to knit a sweater, know where I can get a sweater?

No, but I got a scarf here
by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006
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scarf

1) a $10 sack of weed
2) smaller than a sweater
Buyer: Hey, man I was wondering if you could hook me up?
Seller: What do ya need? Sweater?
Buyer: Can't afford a whole sweater, just need a scarf
Seller: Yeah I'll be right over to knit with you
by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006
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