Monkey's definitions

qwerty

The most used password for anything

bob password is "qwerty"

by Monkey May 13, 2005

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

by Monkey December 12, 2003

Laslie

The smartest man on earth.

If we are going to solve that problem, we need Laslie.

by Monkey December 14, 2003

phdiety

university professor who claims omniscience because they spent a metric fuckload of years in school.
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).

He tries to tell me how to fix his computer, when his degree is in business and my B.S. is in information systems. Fucking phdiety.

by monkey January 28, 2005

weirdo

J, Preiya...

born weird, continues to be weird, will end weird

BOB: hey whose apartment we pre-gamin at?
BUBBA: Oh its these two gurls and this weirdo that live there. The two girls are cool, but that weirdo, man...

by monkey April 1, 2005

r0x0r

someone who is r0x0r is someone who is like Scyth.

Dude, you so r0x0r.
You r0x0rz my b0x0rz

by Monkey September 27, 2004

Skoots

Noun. To loan a person money or goods without questions or terms.

Origin unknown

Hey Cuban, I'm out of smokes. How bout some skoots?

by Monkey September 23, 2004