Monkey's definitions

qwerty

The most used password for anything

bob password is "qwerty"

by Monkey May 13, 2005

flirt

this is a difficult word to define because what may be flirting to one person may not be to another. i guess, as a verb, it would be defined as intentionally trying to attract the attention of one you "like" using means that could be considered seductive.

'Natalie, u were flirting with him!'
'Nooo...thats just how i normally act. u could definately tell if i was actually flirting with him.'

by Monkey February 20, 2005

Laslie

The smartest man on earth.

If we are going to solve that problem, we need Laslie.

by Monkey December 14, 2003

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

by Monkey December 12, 2003

japanazi

A Japanese soldier of World War II

Frank sure blasted that Japanazi.

by Monkey December 14, 2003

Jiro

A cool character made up and used in the Suikoden II game.

Jiro is the leader of the stae army

by MONKEY October 28, 2003

phdiety

university professor who claims omniscience because they spent a metric fuckload of years in school.
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).

He tries to tell me how to fix his computer, when his degree is in business and my B.S. is in information systems. Fucking phdiety.

by monkey January 28, 2005