Monkey's Dad's definitions

Coming in party

An event held to proclaim that, contrary to popular perception, a person is completely heterosexual.

The printed invitation to Heather's coming in party landed with a crash, forcing many to readjust, not least among them Allison, whose desire, hope and seduction plans were in an instant dashed.

by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2020

Japonica

Accoutrements placed in the service of pampering a woman who protests IANAJ, while being pampered as if she were in the Tokyo Hilton.

Her dedicated copper coffee pot from the Tokyo Hilton, her velvet baby blanket, her monogrammed sterling spoon, breakfast brought to her bedside, at the precise hour requested, pillows fluffed, lap dog placed in her lap, temperature adjusted just so, the blinds opened to the precise degree, her phone charged, as she requests with a simple hand gesture, a personally-selected condensation of the morning's news delivered softly, these and more were her personal Japonica.

by Monkey's Dad May 18, 2020

duhfinition

The explanation of a word or phrase, provided sarcastically.

Once again, he asked her what 'multiple orgasm' meant, and once again, she provided the duhfinition.

by Monkey's Dad April 18, 2020

ridical

Radical to a ridiculous degree.

Even some young pie-in-the-sky supporters were feeling Bernie's ideas a bit too ridical for mainstream politics.

by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020

proversation

The opposite of a conversation. A talk in which both parties are in complete and sustained agreement and all ideas move forward.

They seemed separated at birth, seeing the world through such similar eyes that neither needed to finish a sentence. As they talked, their ideas building one upon the next, enlarging the world and each others' thoughts, they could only term it a proversation.

by Monkey's Dad June 18, 2021

Orificial Intelligence

The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.

Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."

by Monkey's Dad November 22, 2021

nege

To fulfill a promise. The opposite of renege, one of those negatives for which no positive exists.

He was as good as his word and was prepared to nege on the promise he had made to her.

by Monkey's Dad July 27, 2022