Monkey's Dad's definitions

innocential worker

An innocent and essential employee, placed at serious risk of viral infection in their workplace.

Customers refused to wear masks, citing their 'freedom', unconcerned with the lives of the innocential workers who had no choice but to serve them.

by Monkey's Dad May 13, 2020

Surf City, here we come

Theme song shared by Huntington Beach protestors and viruses alike.

As thousands of Californians stormed the beach to protest stay-at-home orders, the Coronavirus joined them in singing "Surf City, here we come!

by Monkey's Dad May 2, 2020

peregrination

A country of the lost and wandering.

America after the fall became a peregrination, so many souls, trying to find their way back to a life that once was and would never again be.

by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

The New New York

An almost unrecognizable city, silent and still, filled with people yet seemingly abandoned.

From her balcony she looked down at the bizarrely empty streets of the New New York.

by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020

interval infection

COVID-19 infection coinciding with a patient's first vaccination and developing prior to receiving the second. The symptoms may easily be misinterpreted as side-effects from the vaccine.

He had felt strange since receiving his first dose of the vaccine - aching, fatigued, coughing, short of breath. Three weeks later, after receiving his second dose, he had a fever of 102, was fighting for breath and coughing badly. While it was logical to assume he was having a severe reaction to the vaccine, the stronger probability was that he had contracted an interval infection.

by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2021

smeyeling

An expression of warmth and happiness, conveyed only by the eyes, when one's lower face is masked.

Although most of her face was covered, I could see she was smeyeling at me.

by Monkey's Dad July 23, 2020

Coming in party

An event held to proclaim that, contrary to popular perception, a person is completely heterosexual.

The printed invitation to Heather's coming in party landed with a crash, forcing many to readjust, not least among them Allison, whose desire, hope and seduction plans were in an instant dashed.

by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2020