Themocracy

A system of government in which a politician's focus is directed toward one's opponents - "Them" - and not to their constituents.
Both parties devoted all of their time, energy and money to bringing each other down. Imagine if they spent it trying to make life better for those they were elected to 'represent'. We would have an actual Democracy, not the Themocracy we now suffer under.
by Monkey's Dad November 05, 2020
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Hydroxycloroxquine

The bomb. A tablespoon of Clorox mixed with hydroxychloroquine.
If drinking Hydroxycloroxquine meant she could go back to the nail salon, she'd have a double.
by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2020
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Anti-Socialist Behavior

Scorning Bernie for his 'socialist' ideas, then cheering Trump for promising to write everyone a check.
How dare they criticize her anti-socialist behavior?! Bernie wanted to give everyone free healthcare! Because he is Communist! Donald the self-made millionaire is going to send every American some free money, which they can spend any way they want, on beer and bullets, keeping the government out of everyone's life!
by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020
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Chauvinism

Committing murder in broad daylight.

Named for Derek Chauvin, former Minneapolis police officer who killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020.
Derek Chauvin, in a brazen act of Chauvinism, knelt on George Floyd's neck for nearly nine and a half minutes while Floyd struggled to live, repeatedly gasping I can't breathe, until he died. Chauvin did so in public, as Darnella Frazier, a seventeen-year-old girl, recorded an unflinching video of the episode. Her video went viral, resulting in massive social unrest across America and was the pivotal piece of evidence in securing Chauvin's conviction for murder. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.
by Monkey's Dad July 11, 2021
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emergination

Imagining the nation emerging from lockdown.
In an act of emergination, she saw herself, and everyone in the country, opening their doors and bursting into the sunlight, hugging each other, throwing their masks in the air, breathing deeply and freely. She could dream.
by Monkey's Dad May 01, 2020
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documantra

A film which masquerades as a documentary but is actually propaganda, repeating its sole point until it has been drilled into your brain.
Having sat through the six-hour documantra, he now believed that the guru Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh was indeed an emissary of God, who needed his 91 Rolls-Royces, diamond-encrusted Rolexes and a retinue of young women to sleep with every night.
by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020
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The New New York

An almost unrecognizable city, silent and still, filled with people yet seemingly abandoned.
From her balcony she looked down at the bizarrely empty streets of the New New York.
by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020
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