Molly's definitions
1.A romantic relationship between two people in which one person does not always act like him/herself, and the other half tries to peacefully help him/her be him/herself no matter what other people do or say. One person in the relationship wants the other one to be their real self all the time, and not always conform to what others do/wear/etc.
2.One person in the relationship is struggling with his/her inner self but is trying to peacefully cope with these problems, since that could interfere with the relationship with the other person.
2.One person in the relationship is struggling with his/her inner self but is trying to peacefully cope with these problems, since that could interfere with the relationship with the other person.
1. Dashboard Confessional sings the song "The Swiss Army Romance."
2. The lyrics of "The Swiss Army Romance" help to understand the definition.
2. The lyrics of "The Swiss Army Romance" help to understand the definition.
by Molly August 7, 2004
Get the swiss army romancemug. Every one should want to be Homer Simpson.
Reasons:
1) He never has to do anything.... Marge does it for him.
2) He gets to come home to a giant meal, beer, and the TV. (What more could you ask for in life.)
3) He is one of the stars so no matter how much he fucks up he still never gets in trouble.
4) No matter how bad things are he can still laugh. Not because he has hope...but because he has no damn clue what the hell is going on.
5) All he has to do at work is sit there and eat donut.
** I could go in and on about him but if you aren't convinced now that he has it good then...get a fucking life!!! **
Reasons:
1) He never has to do anything.... Marge does it for him.
2) He gets to come home to a giant meal, beer, and the TV. (What more could you ask for in life.)
3) He is one of the stars so no matter how much he fucks up he still never gets in trouble.
4) No matter how bad things are he can still laugh. Not because he has hope...but because he has no damn clue what the hell is going on.
5) All he has to do at work is sit there and eat donut.
** I could go in and on about him but if you aren't convinced now that he has it good then...get a fucking life!!! **
The Simpson’s is the best fucking show ever and for those who don't think so.... you can go suck a male camel stick!!!
by Molly May 9, 2003
Get the the simpsonsmug. the act of poking someone in th butt, clothed or naked. The pokwe must be as close to the asshole as possible
by Molly August 25, 2004
Get the Oil Checkmug. An awesome Awesome Show! Ya gotta see it on Tuesdays 9/8c on Fox starting in mid - October. I just think Jack is so Handsome!
24 should have won all the Emmys.
by Molly September 2, 2003
Get the 24mug. a man with a small unit. It is derived from the following scenario....when a girl is intimate with a guy and the first time she places her hands in his pants and she realizes that he has a small unit...your heart just melts cause you feel so bad for him and you just want to stop what you are doing and give him a hug.
Did you hear, Amanda hooked up with Dave on Friday night, she said he was a hugger?
"Oh girl, don't go home with him tonight, nice guy and all, but he's a hugger"
"Oh girl, don't go home with him tonight, nice guy and all, but he's a hugger"
by Molly January 21, 2005
Get the Huggermug. by molly September 2, 2004
Get the i'm sowwymug. short for: beer cavity
(n) a cavity in one's tooth as a result of too much beer drinking and not enough tooth brushing.
(n) a cavity in one's tooth as a result of too much beer drinking and not enough tooth brushing.
Molly: Hey Kara, wanna kick it after school?
Kara: I would, but I have to go to the dentist to get my beer cav filled! I'm definitely bringing a tooth brush to our next party!
Kara: I would, but I have to go to the dentist to get my beer cav filled! I'm definitely bringing a tooth brush to our next party!
by molly May 2, 2006
Get the beer cavmug.