Mokonamon's definitions

Girlfriend

Synonyms of bitchy female and sex partner.
Female who took away at least half of your income.

This is my bitch, Mary.

by Mokonamon August 8, 2006

Absofuckerlutely

Describe a situation that you are more that 100% sure.

Davy is an SO, that is bsofuckerlutely obvious.

by Mokonamon May 8, 2005

InCRAPtable

Adj - Something looks incredible, but when you look deep inside, its only a piece of crap.

You look incredibly incraptable today XD

by Mokonamon May 8, 2005

defuckanitely

Describe a situation that is fucking sure.

'Honey , is it in yet ?' 'Defucknitely yes !'

by Mokonamon May 8, 2005

Good Friends

A polite word for rejecting someone who wants to be your date.

Hey Al, we are still good friend, right?

by Mokonamon May 10, 2005

SO

Short form of Asshole

Dave is an SO, so am I

by Mokonamon May 8, 2005

Stupid

Stupid
1. Anyone who is as smart as a pig
2. A name that your mother always call you
3. A condition that a smart guy needs to pretend during certain situation, such as his girlfriend ask him to buy her diamonds or expensive gifts.

You know what? My boyfriend is really stupid.

by Mokonamon May 10, 2005