Mojo maniac's definitions

Schleptitude

It is the art of being really lazy and having no redeeming value as a person.

Dude, My roommate is getting straight A's in Schleptitude this year.

by Mojo Maniac August 2, 2008

Pack Your Mud

A term used to describe or refer to shoving your Cock into someone's ass.

Hey Bruce, go get the vaseline so I can Pack Your Mud tonight.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

Unwanted Stepchild

To threaten somebody with an Ass whoopin' or to treat badly.

Watch your mouth bitch or I will treat you like an Unwanted Stepchild.

by Mojo Maniac August 2, 2008

Oh Pretty Good

This is what you tell the person next to you before walking away from someone who just said something completely ridiculous.

Bob: I think Tupac was the greatest Rapper Ever.
Ray: Oh Pretty Good.

by Mojo Maniac August 7, 2008

Throwing BB's

In Baseball, it is used to describe the throwing accuracy of the Pitcher during a game.

Announcer:Strike Three.Let me tell you fans,That Pitcher for the S.F. Giants is really Throwing BB's out there tonight.

by Mojo Maniac August 1, 2008

Creeper Weed

This term is used to describe weed that is so killer that it will take at least 5 minutes to start to feel the effects.Once you are stoned you will lose at least 1 hour of your life staring at the ceiling of your house.

Stoner #1: Dude this weed didn't get me high.
Stoner #2: Wait a few minutes Bro, this is some Creeper Weed.

by Mojo Maniac August 19, 2008

Chingon

Someone who is very good at making money or is very good at doing something related to his work.

Hey, that guy working on my car is very Chingon.

by Mojo Maniac October 5, 2008