Slack-Jawed

This word is used to describe a less than somewhat retarded person.Given to them because when they are usually standing around
looking into space with their mouth open and drooling on themselves.

Look at that Slack-Jawed Hillbilly standing over there picking his nose and his ass at the same time.

by Mojo Maniac August 20, 2008

Kinda Kinda

When you are high on shrooms, LSD or Peyote and you try to descibe to someone what your high is like.

Seth: Hey Archie, what does being high on Shrooms feel like.
Archie: It's Kinda Kinda

by Mojo Maniac August 08, 2008

All up in Ya

The act of having someone yelling profanities at you in a degrading, menacing or ridiculing way.

Hey Bob, Big John sure went All Up In Ya last night for talking to his girlfriend.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

the tail wagging the dog

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

by Mojo maniac October 09, 2008

Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

Having Things

This is what you say if you have a Harley Davidson Fatboy in your garage and a Trophy Wife in the kitchen.

JR.:Hey Mark, How's it going?
Mark: I'm Having Things, Man.

by Mojo Maniac August 04, 2008

Gave It Up

Term used the next day after having nasty sex all night with some Fuck Muppet.

Bill: Hey Joe, did you go out with Cindy Lou last night?
Tyrone:Yeh and she Gave It Up real good too.

by Mojo Maniac August 07, 2008