Mojo's definitions

shit on toast

an over clocked cpu cooled by liquid nitrogen

my shit on toast scored 33k 3dmark01

by mojo July 25, 2004

Youngstown tune-up

(n) a car bombing
circa 1950's

after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.

by Mojo May 13, 2005

scrat

to be obsessed with earning a bob or two to the extent that your life suffers.

He's a right scrat. He's done 30 hours overtime this month.

by Mojo April 7, 2004

Kent State

A gathering place for under-achievers between the ages of 18 and 31, located on the site of a former National Guard shooting range.

I don't know what I want to do with my life, man, but my moms wants me to get me an education so I'm gonna chill for a while at Kent State.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

oowaps

A firearm, usually a semi-automatic/ submachine gun.

"No joke, I smoke gunshots you heard from blocks and blocks/
I bust Mac-10s, oo-wops and Glocks"
-Buckshot from Black Moon

by Mojo November 22, 2004

Bison

To be very large in size

My cock is Bison

by Mojo April 7, 2004

muffin

euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female

girl got a fine-ass muffin back there

by Mojo February 15, 2005