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Punto

Someone who is obsessed with the cock dresses like a cock for halloween and smells like one,in other words they are a cock.
Greg D. vagina changed his name to Gred D. Cockmaster, what a Punto.
by mojo April 24, 2003
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key

Mmmm, this casserole is key, Mrs. Johnson.
by Mojo February 15, 2005
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snare

He is tighter than a snare drum!
by Mojo April 7, 2004
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crazypenguin

A korean mammal. Yet it is confused with chinese.

Harmless until disturbed and can unleash WMD.
Damn those crazypenguins.
by mojo January 19, 2004
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Bison

To be very large in size
My cock is Bison
by Mojo April 7, 2004
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lightbulb

Glass tube which emits light when an electric current is run through it.
That is one NICE lightbulb.
by MoJo April 18, 2003
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ihtfp

most commonly uttered single expression at the naval academy.

also means: I'm here to fly planes, I have truly found paradise (tools)
by mojo March 23, 2004
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