A netvangelist will take every available opportunity to promote the benefits of the Internet, even if he doesn't work in the online industry.
by Mohit Hira February 16, 2009
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Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.
by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011
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Having moved to another role that required him to relocate, Michael didn't realise he'd miss his former colleagues and be as officesick as he was.
by Mohit Hira January 20, 2014
Get the Officesick mug.After Jack began spending more time on status updates and tweets, his wife realized she'd become a webmistress.
by Mohit Hira February 08, 2010
Get the Webmistress mug.Delhi was chugging along fine, waiting for the rains, when a summersault hit it with temperatures crossing 111 Fahrenheit.
by Mohit Hira June 28, 2009
Get the Summersault mug.verb; describes the act of frittering away valuable time between Facebook and Twitter by posting status updates or tweets on both.
With a status update and a tweet every five minutes, he spent all of Friday afternoon, fwittering away time, instead of completing his project.
by Mohit Hira April 26, 2009
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As she stared at the Google search results on 'pink underwear', I urged her to go ogle at the sites it threw up.
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