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Definitions by Moe

Ninjutsu 

Martial art style developed by the Ninja during the 16th century. Ninjutsu teaches the art of beating your opponent without the use of any force, by showing the human body's weak points. Ninjutsu enables yourself to end a battle shortly after it began by breaking the enemy's bones or making him unable to move any more.
I am a master of Ninjutsu
Ninjutsu by Moe September 21, 2003

Correctional Officer 

Correctional officers are responsible for the custody, care and supervision of offenders in a prison or correctional institution.

Correctional Officers are also known as Detention Officers, Correction Officer and Prison Officers in certain jurisdictions.

Correctional Officers are employees of the federal, state, county or city governments. Contrary to popular belief, Correctional Officers are quialified in firearms and carry them when not in direct proximity with prison inmate population. They are Law Enforcement Officers with jurisdiction in a correctional facility.
Q: Who are Correctional Officers ?
A: Correctional Officers are underpaid, unappreciated and underrated Law Enforcement Officers who are often referred to as "Prison Guards" and often mocked by Police Officers as being wannabe-cops.
Correctional Officer by Moe July 13, 2003

hot soup 

Pepper Spray
That wise-ass just needed a little "Hot Soup" to change his attitude.
hot soup by Moe July 1, 2003
Real thugs get down on the flo' on the flo' lika PIMP
pimp by MOE June 20, 2003

Cockburn 

1. Rubbing the tip of a penis on carpet or other rough surface to cause rash and irritation.
2. The act of pubic hair causing a burning rash and sensation on the the penis.
1. Her pubic hair was so coarse it gave me massive cockburn!
2. You gotta fuck till you feel the cockburn mother fuck!
3. Ride threw the cockburn
4. Cockburn got me off work for a week!
Cockburn by Moe April 20, 2003
1. (n) A company that got fucked by Ken Lay and his butbuddies.

2. (a) A way of saying that someone/thing is going to go bankrupt.
1. Enron blows chunks

2. Worldcom enroned a couple days ago, but they are continuing to serve clients.
Enron by Moe July 26, 2002
"The Grand Nationals to end all Grand Nationals." 547 of them were made and its just like a grand national, except Buick did everything they could without touching the engine to make it a full second faster than the grand national. Also known for its legendary suspension that some companies have tried to place on others turbo regals, but failed.
Too bad your rice burner isnt as fast as Moe's GNX #548
GNX by Moe July 10, 2002