Moby Doug's definitions

porn widow

Wife or girlfriend of a porn addict.

Evelyn's a virtual porn widow; her wanker can't tear himself from the pornsites.

by Moby Doug August 13, 2009

megapoopolis

A gigantic city that is totally fulla shit.

The megapoopolis of Houston is a vortex of evil, a bloodsucking vampire squid sending out its thieving tentacles to every corner of the globe.

by Moby Doug December 25, 2010

trick rags

A ho's wardrobe. Any clothes a hooker uses to advertise her wares.

Candy's tawdry trick rags....and body... look so '70's. She needs a complete update, but she ain't gonna get it.

by Moby Doug April 25, 2010

Baldy

Shaved muff, rootie kazootie, Brazilena. A hairless mons. A waxjob.

Thanks to her baldy, she was the most popular cheerleader in the school.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

cuffs 'n collar

Wearing handcuffs and getting strangled/choked during sex.

Gary couldn't get off without going cuffs 'n collar.

by Moby Doug July 19, 2009