27 definitions by Moblspank

UGAngster

UGAngster is the University of Georgia football team, witness their numerous arrests.

A father to his teenage and adult children: Kids, I want you off the roads by PM tonight. UGANGSTER makes the roads unsafe to drive.

by Moblspank October 11, 2023

Kamikaze Hiker

Kamikazi Hiker: a Hiker who is totally committed to speed, with no regard for safety.

Hiker 1: Did you see Houdini slip on the rock at the stream crossing? He didn't slow down at all, did a complete flip, and landed on his head

Hiker 2: He's a Kamikaze Hiker. He's got no regards for safety.

by Moblspank October 1, 2023

Jackhammer

Jackhammer: prolific male porn star known for his massive schlong and unrelenting thrusting.

Rod: You ever watched a Jackhammer movie? That dude can really lay the pipe. I watched Escape from Van Nuys last night. Tons of hot chicks.

Peter: Yeah, I know that dude. He was in Butt Pirates a few years back.

Rod: Jackhammer was in Butt Pirates? No way.

by Moblspank November 2, 2023

Kenerly

Kenerly: a man who has it together professionally, physically, and socially. A top of the food chain male.

My game is so tight, I call myself Kenerly.

by Moblspank September 14, 2023

Casonated

Casonated: a physique that is beyond ripped from living the bodybuilding life.

Surfer 1: Check out that dude at the pier. What a physique! Dude is beyond ripped.

Surfer 2: No joke. He's casonated!

by Moblspank October 1, 2023

VRS

VRS: Violent Retrograde Savages

Dude 1: Some guy threatened me. Said he was with VRS, whatever that is.

Dude 2: VRS? Dude, that's Violent Retrograde Savages! Put on a disguise, get out of town, and change your name! You're in grave danger!

by Moblspank October 24, 2023

CWO

CWO: Carlson World Order, a rap duo from the cornfields of Iowa.

Farm Boy 1: I heard CWO is talking about releasing an album.

Farm Boy 2: CWO: Straight Outta Iowa

by Moblspank October 2, 2023