Definitions by Mo Fro Bro

faux bro 

A non-Black dude who tries to act Black.

A faux bro is similar to a wigga, but can be different. Example: A White dude acting like a Black dude can be called either a faux bro or a wigga. However, a wigga is ALWAYS a White person, male or female. A faux bro can be of any race, but is always a dude.

faux bro by Mo Fro Bro January 3, 2007

Well, Jesus' Step-Dad! 

Expression of suprise upon learning of an amazing piece of trivial knowledge.

Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.

Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

Well, Jesus' Step-Dad! by Mo Fro Bro December 31, 2006

Welfare Slut 

A SINGLE woman who PURPOSELY and repeatedly gets pregnant (usually from all different men) so she can live off of Child Support, Child & Family Services (free rent), and Food Stamps, etc.

Lylah is a welfare slut. I have often been the victim of Welfare Sluts, but then I wised up and got a vasectomy. Now I am Lylah's Welfare Gigolo!

Welfare Slut by Mo Fro Bro November 22, 2006

Willy Clit'n 

When you rub your willy on yo woman's clit.

"I got Sharise off wit d'ol Willy Clit'n!"

Willy Clit'n by Mo Fro Bro July 31, 2006

Polly 

Slang for any non-white chick who loves to date white guys.

"Hey, looks like Tai Chi is giving you the eye Bro."

"Yea, Polly wants a cracker!"

Polly by Mo Fro Bro July 31, 2006

Jovah 

Eebnix for "Jehovah".

IN THE GHETTO:

MUSLIM: I 'ship 'lah.

J.W.: I 'ship Jovah.

Jovah by Mo Fro Bro June 19, 2006