Definitions by Mmmkay
Monogamous
A relationship of trust where a partner is dedicated to another single partner, or at least apparently to the extent of being in the same zip code, or how bored some losers who can't control themselves get.
Annika's boyfriend wasn't good at being monogamous, but his attempts to cheat weren't too spectacular either.
Monogamous by Mmmkay December 14, 2004
On the Team
What apparently someone can say they are if they are in any way shape or form associated with watching a game from anywhere but the stands no matter how small or nonexistant their parts may be.
Batboys for the pros are one thing, but that water boy saying he's part of the varisty hockey team seems wrong.
On the Team by Mmmkay December 14, 2004
Sense of Humor
What most people say they have in abundance, but always seem to lose or forget about over the littlest things.
My annoying friends didn't get that I was just making a joke, what happened to their sense of humor?
Sense of Humor by Mmmkay December 14, 2004
Proverbial Hay
What you say you're going to hit when you are tired but don't want to seem agressive towards dried grass.
Proverbial Hay by Mmmkay December 14, 2004
fakey
Fake ID. Falsified identification generally for the use of purchasing alcohol or ensuring you that your date isn't underage until she turns around and slaps you with a count of statutory for not calling the next day.
Women
Ain't nothing but trouble (to men everywhere at one time or another). Often think guys never pay attention to them, but just as often only notice attention if it's from someone they are currently interested in.
They are great but they will never be fully understandable to the likes of meer men.
They are great but they will never be fully understandable to the likes of meer men.