Mk's definitions

Mankin'

(v)To seek and fornicate with fat, gross and/or filthy females. syn...Hogging.

It was apparent he was drunk and desperate by the caliber of female he had taken home. He was mankin' tonight. And for the record, we were hoping, for his sake, that he was drunk and desperate.

by MK November 5, 2004

dtown

Detriot, or a common phrase that is used by those who claim to others that they live in Detroit, disregarding the obviousness to others that they do not.

"Yeah I'm from dtown"
"(cough) No...um...no you're not..."

by mk April 5, 2004

fixin'

Found in the most prominent of the southern locales. It is used in place of such worn expressions as 'about to", 'going to', 'preparing for', etc.

I'm fixin' to fix ya'll some sandwitches.

by MK March 15, 2004

brass

The boss.

Brave.

A military commander who has a lot of medals. Or just medals and awards.

The brass is in town, shape up.

That boy got some brass balls.

Look at the brass on him.

by MK January 28, 2004

Chotch

Generic, well-dressed, slightly meathead-ish dude who only cares or knows about bars, chicks, and looking good. Gel, vertical striped shirts, designer jeans, and sleek black shoes are a must. In middle school, chotches wore "No Fear" and "Coed Naked" T-shirts; in high school, white baseball caps and all Abercrombie; in college, visors, wife beaters, and cargo shorts.

Chotches are 'huge' football fans, but end up checking their cell phones more than paying attention to games on TV.
And a true chotch almost certainly received "Scarface" on DVD this last Christmas.

I saw at least seventeen chotches last night at Lucky Bar.

Drop the vertical striped shirt right now, dude, or I'm going to start mistaking you for that chotch on the Real World.

by MK January 12, 2004

mons

The hairy pubic plain directly above the genitals, but beneath the waistline, on both men and women. An apparently pleasure-less, purposeless region of the human body, but one that is nevertheless imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. A densley thicketed plateau, an oddly barren woodland, a useless, hilarious no man's land.

Dude, I don't want to see your mons again.

Did you spend a lot of time tonguing her mons?

by MK January 12, 2004

Badgers [badgerish] [badger]

These are really a cult of lop haired lads who do not belong to the human species. They read gaming magazines and play on gameboy advances. They only people who understand them are those of the same species. They are so called because they ramble on at you about nothing in particular in 'badgerish', a language which sounds like this... 'hhhhhhhshshshhhhhhsssssshhhhhhhhhsssshhhhshshsssshhhssshhhsssshhhhhhsssssss

'Doyle'
'shut up badger!'

by MK December 19, 2003