Mk's definitions

smoochies

kisses; love; a fun word i like to say

I g2g c ya tomarow smoochies

by MK July 8, 2003

internal cumshot

The act of shooting ones load into the oraface or hole of anothers body, thus the term "internal."

Often done vaginally,(the best) also possible anally, thats where you get shit-dick and also inside of a girls mouth where robin spits (maiden name swallows) got her last name from (austin powers 2)

1. Ya bobby shot it up all in her that night and got it good 3 weeks later with that damn + sign still burned into his eyes.
2. ya they now will forever called him shitdick ever since the day he fucked that dirty little slut (who never whipes) in the ass had a little internal cumbustion which got them some both nasty infections, that made it so that little slut couldnt shit right or little bobby fuck right for a week.
3. Ya they took that little slut from above back to the hospital to get her stomach pumped when it was found that she had swallowed cause both her holes were plugged from fucking around.

by MK March 21, 2005

Badgers [badgerish] [badger]

These are really a cult of lop haired lads who do not belong to the human species. They read gaming magazines and play on gameboy advances. They only people who understand them are those of the same species. They are so called because they ramble on at you about nothing in particular in 'badgerish', a language which sounds like this... 'hhhhhhhshshshhhhhhsssssshhhhhhhhhsssshhhhshshsssshhhssshhhsssshhhhhhsssssss

'Doyle'
'shut up badger!'

by MK December 19, 2003

Mankin'

(v)To seek and fornicate with fat, gross and/or filthy females. syn...Hogging.

It was apparent he was drunk and desperate by the caliber of female he had taken home. He was mankin' tonight. And for the record, we were hoping, for his sake, that he was drunk and desperate.

by MK November 5, 2004

pieponu

pie~pon~u - (pipe-on-you)

Do you have a Pipe On You ????

'Whats up, pieponu?'

by MK May 17, 2010

Maulik

Maulik’s say please and thank you, waits his turn in line, and treats others as they wish to be treated. he's hilarious because of the jokes he says, things he does. He is Someone who is loving feels or shows love to other people. makes an effort with his friends and family, because he know’s how much they mean to him. Maulik’s can get special persons in their life who will be with them forever and love em for their life.. one Maulik’s lifeline can be S♥️

That’s a maulik as he has the most loving person in his life.

by Mk November 23, 2021

cream pie

1.Often refered to as "traditional Sex" (or straight/anal sex in the adult industry) whereby the man shoots his seed inside of the pussy. The actual creampie or "proof" is the point when the man pulls out and the semen can be seen leeking out.
2. A less popular form of adult entertainment that relies more on the pill than on the rubber any mans fantasy
3. a shot inside of the Anus is still refered to as a creampie but should more commonly be called an Anal creampie. (whereby which a man jacks his load into the shithole of one desperate bitch

In my opinion the best kind of porn out there if i had to say anything and i aint no porn freak but it aint messy it doesnt gross you out (from looking at a guys fucking dick for 50% of the movie and girls excuse me im talking to the straight guys here) and it doesnt have all that wierd ass bull that comes out now adays (like foot sex arm sex farm sex you name it its been done)

by MK March 21, 2005