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Chotch

Generic, well-dressed, slightly meathead-ish dude who only cares or knows about bars, chicks, and looking good. Gel, vertical striped shirts, designer jeans, and sleek black shoes are a must. In middle school, chotches wore "No Fear" and "Coed Naked" T-shirts; in high school, white baseball caps and all Abercrombie; in college, visors, wife beaters, and cargo shorts.

Chotches are 'huge' football fans, but end up checking their cell phones more than paying attention to games on TV.
And a true chotch almost certainly received "Scarface" on DVD this last Christmas.

I saw at least seventeen chotches last night at Lucky Bar.

Drop the vertical striped shirt right now, dude, or I'm going to start mistaking you for that chotch on the Real World.

by MK January 12, 2004

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mons

The hairy pubic plain directly above the genitals, but beneath the waistline, on both men and women. An apparently pleasure-less, purposeless region of the human body, but one that is nevertheless imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. A densley thicketed plateau, an oddly barren woodland, a useless, hilarious no man's land.

Dude, I don't want to see your mons again.

Did you spend a lot of time tonguing her mons?

by MK January 12, 2004

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brass

The boss.

Brave.

A military commander who has a lot of medals. Or just medals and awards.

The brass is in town, shape up.

That boy got some brass balls.

Look at the brass on him.

by MK January 28, 2004

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Ford

F.O.R.D. an acronym for "Fucked Over, Rebuilt Dodge"

by MK November 4, 2002

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Boo Boo

Yogi Bears side kick on cartoon network

Yogi has a little friend BOO-BOO, BOO-BOO! yogi has a little friend BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BEAR! BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BEAR!BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BEAR!yogi has a little friend boo-boo-boo-boo-bear!

by MK July 7, 2003

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