Big Ern

one who constantly smokes weed, drinks, and fucks bitches
by mj April 09, 2004
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Phat

My sister becomes very phat during the time of the month.
by MJ February 06, 2005
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chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.
Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.
by MJ January 15, 2004
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issue

used in tha south means an ounce of coke
by MJ April 06, 2005
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bad comedian

1)Someone who is a huge poser and tries to act like something their not.

2)Someone whose bad at telling jokes.
1)When white people wear big chains and puffy jackets thier bad comedians becuz white people cant be black.

2)Tom Anderson was trying to take up the occupation of a comedian for a living but his jokes were so bad that a crowd of frustrated spectators at a comedy fest beat him to death. I'm glad he died.. he was such a bad comedian
by mj July 07, 2004
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meth

speed, glass, crank, ice, eyeballs
short for crystal meth...also known as "poor man's cocaine". can be snorted, smoked, or melted down and injected. snorting burns your nose and smoking it smells bad, so i suggest shooting, or doing "rails". not to be confused with "hot rails", which is a form of smoking it using aluminum foil.
do a hotrail of meth and go crazy
by MJ April 07, 2005
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greeked

The act of fucking someone up the ass. An act usualy used in jail.
Did you hear... Jimmy greeked patty at pattys house the other day.
by mj July 07, 2004
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