Cock Lobster

1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period
"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"
by Mj March 31, 2005
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bloody culo

mix of british and spanish slang lightly translated means Fucking Ass! best used when mad or very pissed at someone
Justin: *hits me* sup?
Me: get away from me you bloody culo!
by mj February 05, 2004
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cockstar

A bad-ass who is a natural when it comes to rock star attitude and behavior.
by mj August 14, 2003
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Bully

The mean kids at my school who wont stop beating me up just becaus i wear trousers pulled up to my chest, a pink bow tie, huge glasses and orange shoes from giant tiger.
One day i hope us regular kids will stand up to those mean bullies. That will teach them a lesson.
by mj July 07, 2004
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Yavuzed

Getting Yavuzed is NOT fun. Being Yavuzed on can mean one of two things:

1) You get hit on by a really REALLY freakish pedophile who likes girls who are one year younger then them (Though decades smarter like MJ for example.) in an MSN instant message conversation with that stupid blushing emoticon that makes me want to HURL.

or

2) You get rubed/touched/fondled/groaped/smeared/smooshed/rubed/licked/grinded/splorted/smeared/glomped/huggled/snuggled/penetrated/caressed/kissed/molestered by a Yavuz or any other anoying homophobic life form.

I have been Yavuzed on *Sniff* Its quite sad.
You Yavuzed on my lunch! Im telling the teacher.

Stop Yavuzing me!

Ack! My celuloid got Yavuzed on! Now all I can do is limp around with an electromagnetic poodle skirt!
by MJ June 05, 2004
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Bam Margera

1.) my hero
2.) rich/lucky bastard
3.) West Chester representin'
Bam Margera is from West Chester, PA and rocks all that is rockable.

Viva la Bam!
by MJ November 29, 2003
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foob

an insulting name for someone when they do something foolish.
"FOOOOOOOB!" is often heard from fans throughout game stadiums when a player makes a bad pass, misses a good pitch, or gets a penalty.
by MJ November 23, 2004
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