Mj's definitions

greeked

The act of fucking someone up the ass. An act usualy used in jail.

Did you hear... Jimmy greeked patty at pattys house the other day.

by mj July 7, 2004

86'ed

When a restaurant runs out of a certain item of food.

86 Prime Rib, someone just ordered the last one

by MJ December 23, 2004

EI

EI (or E.I.) is the acronym for "Extremely Intoxicated." Although this usually applies to those who have consumed alcohol in excess, it can also be applied to any state of intoxication (i.e. drugs, pills, etc.)

Dude, Dan was so EI last night after those Jeggerbombs!

by MJ July 19, 2006

poleglasser

means some smelly leaper who lives in a cardboard box in the back of an ally who would do anything for a shag. the poleglass version of malone road is living in a blue bin! be afraid if ever walking throu! WATCH YOUR SHOES!!!

usually a ginger tosser on the dole

by Mj November 25, 2004

chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

by MJ January 1, 2005

bad comedian

1)Someone who is a huge poser and tries to act like something their not.

2)Someone whose bad at telling jokes.

1)When white people wear big chains and puffy jackets thier bad comedians becuz white people cant be black.

2)Tom Anderson was trying to take up the occupation of a comedian for a living but his jokes were so bad that a crowd of frustrated spectators at a comedy fest beat him to death. I'm glad he died.. he was such a bad comedian

by mj July 7, 2004

meth

speed, glass, crank, ice, eyeballs
short for crystal meth...also known as "poor man's cocaine". can be snorted, smoked, or melted down and injected. snorting burns your nose and smoking it smells bad, so i suggest shooting, or doing "rails". not to be confused with "hot rails", which is a form of smoking it using aluminum foil.

do a hotrail of meth and go crazy

by MJ April 7, 2005