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Yavuzed

Getting Yavuzed is NOT fun. Being Yavuzed on can mean one of two things:

1) You get hit on by a really REALLY freakish pedophile who likes girls who are one year younger then them (Though decades smarter like MJ for example.) in an MSN instant message conversation with that stupid blushing emoticon that makes me want to HURL.

or

2) You get rubed/touched/fondled/groaped/smeared/smooshed/rubed/licked/grinded/splorted/smeared/glomped/huggled/snuggled/penetrated/caressed/kissed/molestered by a Yavuz or any other anoying homophobic life form.

I have been Yavuzed on *Sniff* Its quite sad.
You Yavuzed on my lunch! Im telling the teacher.

Stop Yavuzing me!

Ack! My celuloid got Yavuzed on! Now all I can do is limp around with an electromagnetic poodle skirt!
by MJ June 4, 2004
mugGet the Yavuzedmug.

E.I.

The acronym for "extemely intoxicated." Although this usually applies to one who has indulged in large ammounts of alcohol, it may also apply to one who is otherwise intoxicated (i.e. drugs, pills, etc.).
Dude, APD throws the sickest parties! Everybody is E.I. by the end of those ragers!
by MJ April 29, 2005
mugGet the E.I.mug.

poleglasser

means some smelly leaper who lives in a cardboard box in the back of an ally who would do anything for a shag. the poleglass version of malone road is living in a blue bin! be afraid if ever walking throu! WATCH YOUR SHOES!!!
by Mj November 25, 2004
mugGet the poleglassermug.

jamaica discipline

Pirate Crews enjoyed a few days of Jamaica Discipline after a good haul...
by MJ May 13, 2005
mugGet the jamaica disciplinemug.

Kaiatteh

It means a really cute cat that you could just pick up and wuveeeeeeee! <3 ^__^
Awwwww! Look at the poor little kaiatteh run around on the floor with grandpa!
by MJ June 4, 2004
mugGet the Kaiattehmug.

bad comedian

1)Someone who is a huge poser and tries to act like something their not.

2)Someone whose bad at telling jokes.
1)When white people wear big chains and puffy jackets thier bad comedians becuz white people cant be black.

2)Tom Anderson was trying to take up the occupation of a comedian for a living but his jokes were so bad that a crowd of frustrated spectators at a comedy fest beat him to death. I'm glad he died.. he was such a bad comedian
by mj July 7, 2004
mugGet the bad comedianmug.

meth

speed, glass, crank, ice, eyeballs
short for crystal meth...also known as "poor man's cocaine". can be snorted, smoked, or melted down and injected. snorting burns your nose and smoking it smells bad, so i suggest shooting, or doing "rails". not to be confused with "hot rails", which is a form of smoking it using aluminum foil.
do a hotrail of meth and go crazy
by MJ April 7, 2005
mugGet the methmug.

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