Misty Partly Cloudy's definitions

Bizarriest

When talking about someone who is really bizarre and you don't know anyone more bizarre than that.

- Dude, He's the bizarriest person I've ever known.

-yeah totally bizarro.

by Misty Partly Cloudy January 9, 2021

Tarnation

A word my mother uses to curse because she doesn't say swear words.

Mom : oh tarnation! Where the heck did I put my car keys?

Me: What actually is a tarnation?

Mom: I have no idea.

Me:

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Missheard Alert

When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.

Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?

Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Mistyisms

Useful, intelligent words that are not in english vocabulary but totally should be compiled in a massive filing system and stored in the brain of Misty.

Him- i don't think thats a real word....
Me- yes it is, its in the dictionary of mistyisms. Duh.

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020

Suck my bitch, dick!

It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!

You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?

Me -Suck my bitch, dick!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022

Strikation

When you're forced to put your etsy store in Vacation Mode because Canada post is on Strike and you live in the dreaded "rural" area for shipping companies. It's a "Strikation" but it's neither a strike or a vacation.

Shopper- hey, i see you're on vacation!? I was just about to buy some cool items from you!

Me- Yeah, sorry. I'm not on vacation. Canada Post is on strike, and the other shipping companies hate us rural dwellers. So I'm forced into strikation.

by Misty Partly Cloudy November 16, 2024

Missheard

When you straight up lie to the whole world, then gaslight them by telling them they Missheard you.

Everyone : you liar! We all heard what you said to the whole world you can't tell us we didn't hear what you said! Besides it's recorded.

Lying trash : I did not say anything like that! You all must have Missheard me!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 8, 2022