Misty Partly Cloudy's definitions

Alcoholiday

When you need to go on a little vacation with friends and get fall down loser drunk to escape life and reality.

You - ugh, I've had enough of life! I think we need to get fall down drunk and act like we're the baddest bitches around asap.
Me - Alcoholiday... let's giv'r!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022

Bizarriest

When talking about someone who is really bizarre and you don't know anyone more bizarre than that.

- Dude, He's the bizarriest person I've ever known.

-yeah totally bizarro.

by Misty Partly Cloudy January 9, 2021

Mistyisms

Useful, intelligent words that are not in english vocabulary but totally should be compiled in a massive filing system and stored in the brain of Misty.

Him- i don't think thats a real word....
Me- yes it is, its in the dictionary of mistyisms. Duh.

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020

Suck my bitch, dick!

It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!

You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?

Me -Suck my bitch, dick!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022

Strikation

When you're forced to put your etsy store in Vacation Mode because Canada post is on Strike and you live in the dreaded "rural" area for shipping companies. It's a "Strikation" but it's neither a strike or a vacation.

Shopper- hey, i see you're on vacation!? I was just about to buy some cool items from you!

Me- Yeah, sorry. I'm not on vacation. Canada Post is on strike, and the other shipping companies hate us rural dwellers. So I'm forced into strikation.

by Misty Partly Cloudy November 16, 2024

Missheard Alert

When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.

Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?

Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Excusplanation

When you're asking someone for an explanation but all they ever give you is excuses.

Boyfriend : look, can we please just talk about what happened later?

Girlfriend: Yes, and I can't wait to hear your excusplanation about it.

Boyfriend : what's wrong? Why are you mad? What did I do wrong?
Girlfriend : everything! Please explain this <insert whatever made you mad here> to me!
Boyfriend: it wasn't me! I didn't do it! I don't know how it happened! I would never do that! I wouldn't lie! Please believe me even though I can't explain anything ever at anytime nor do I have to because I'm innocent!

Girlfriend: of course, i should have known. More empty excusplanations.

by Misty Partly Cloudy May 12, 2022