Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Misty Partly Cloudy

Missheard Alert

When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.

Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?

Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Mistyisms

Useful, intelligent words that are not in english vocabulary but totally should be compiled in a massive filing system and stored in the brain of Misty.

Him- i don't think thats a real word....
Me- yes it is, its in the dictionary of mistyisms. Duh.

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020

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Suck my bitch, dick!

It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!

You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?

Me -Suck my bitch, dick!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022

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When you're forced to put your etsy store in Vacation Mode because Canada post is on Strike and you live in the dreaded "rural" area for shipping companies. It's a "Strikation" but it's neither a strike or a vacation.

Shopper- hey, i see you're on vacation!? I was just about to buy some cool items from you!

Me- Yeah, sorry. I'm not on vacation. Canada Post is on strike, and the other shipping companies hate us rural dwellers. So I'm forced into strikation.

by Misty Partly Cloudy November 16, 2024

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Dumpster Dink

A guy with absolutey no class and zero morals. He will fuck anything with a hole, any dirty whore, regardless of where shes been or what diseases she has.
The male version of a female being a cum dumpster.

Girl- Gross i heard that guy will dive his dick into any cum dumpster he can fjnd for the night.
Me- He's a dumpster dink, they're meant to be!

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 9, 2022

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