29 definitions by Misty Dawn

Bag of Smashed Ass

n.

1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)

Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!

by Misty Dawn August 21, 2008

Sarah Palin

The hottest woman to ever be named as a Vice Presidential running mate!

Have you seen Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin? She is McCain's schmokin' hot pick for Vice President in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election!

by Misty Dawn August 29, 2008

Fuctard

The waste of carbon and oxygen that refers to itself as United Spammers on UD.

Why the hell do we still have to put up with this little fuctard? Can't someone get it's IP address and block it from here permanently?

by Misty Dawn September 25, 2008

Count Scroggula

An Eastern European nobleman known for his supernatural scrogging abilities.

Sherry: Oh, my god! You know that guy, Count Scroggula? He flew into my window last night and we scrogged until sunup! I had so many gushing orgasms, I thought I was gonna shrivel up and die!

Melanie: Ooo! I know a horny woman who's sleeping with her window open tonight!

by Misty Dawn July 15, 2008

Dorknuffa

A bumbling idiot. The most idiotic person you'll ever encounter.

George W. Bush is the biggest Dorknuffa on the planet!

by Misty Dawn July 7, 2008

hijoputa

Hijoputa simply means fucker in spanish, as in: "You stole my burrito, you hijoputa!"

Hijoputa. The other dude who gave you the previous definition of this word is a dumb hijoputa!

by Misty Dawn May 14, 2008

noodled

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.

"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"

by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008