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When French is used in a sexual sense, as it often is, "French" is often used as a euphemism for oral sex in the escort world.
A "French lesson" is a visit to a prostitute. "Greek" culture is anal sex and "English" culture is BDSM. "Roman" is orgies and "Swedish" is a full-release massage. If someone speaks the language without an interpreter, it means they perform the act without a condom. It is mainly used to advertise escort services without fear of being busted by police for prostitution. Pardon my French, ie, pardon the vulgarity from my mouth.
She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter, BBBJTCWS (Bareback blowjob to completion with swallow), and I tipped her 50%.
by Mistress Liz February 28, 2005
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One who accepts money for a sexual act. There are many classes of prostitutes. There are streetwalkers, then massage parlors, then escorts, then call girls. Only about 20% of "working girls" are streetwalkers, although they make up 80% of arrests and 100% of news coverage. Prostitution is not all streetwalkers, it's also the girl next door to you who does it because she chooses to do so. It is a growing trend among young women as they begin to see that they have been mislead about the profession by the sensationalist media. See authors Belle de Jour, Madame Meretrix, and the Scarlet Harlot.
I'm an escort who earns $300 an hour; men who can afford that are rarely creeps, lowlifes, or degenerates.
by Mistress Liz March 1, 2005
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Hi, I'm Misty. I provide BBBJ, and I speak French without the aid of an interpreter for $150.
by Mistress Liz February 28, 2005
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French is commonly associated with sexual vulgarity. The idea that anything French is wicked, sexual, and decadent has invited many English speakers to insult the frogs.
The term "French" has many other sexual meanings. French culture is a common sex worker euphemism for oral sex, a French lesson is a visit to a prostitute, French kissing is a more vulgar kind of kissing. They used to call porn pictures "French prints" and being Frenchified was catching syphilis.
Reference: The Slanguage of Sex by Brigid McConville & John Shearlaw, 1985.
Excuse my french, but that guy is such a fucking douche, he tried to dead horse my roommate while she was passed out drunk!
by Mistress Liz March 1, 2005
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