Mister Ignorant's definitions

Laurel and Hardy

Comedy that is awesome, just awesome.

Screw Friends, Laurel and Hardy beats them anyday.

by Mister Ignorant May 12, 2004

S.W.A.T

That crap film starring that turd face Colin Farrell.

Why does the cool Samuel L. Jackson have to waste time starring in a movie with that turd. Just shoot Farrell down and make us all happy.

by Mister Ignorant June 25, 2004

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

See abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz? There's only way to find out ... FIGHT!

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

TLC

Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match!

"D-Von get the tables!"
"CONCHAIRTO!"
"Jeff Hardy hits a Swanton Bomb off a ladder!"

by Mister Ignorant May 1, 2004

to me to you

What the Chuckle Brothers say to each other in every episode of ChuckleVision.

"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
etc.

by Mister Ignorant May 14, 2004

heel

The one word that should not be said in front of Ric Flair

Fan: "Wow! What a heel turn!"
Flair: "WHAT? YOU SAID THAT WORD? YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT! ONLY WE CAN!"

by Mister Ignorant June 23, 2004

simon cowell

Greatness. Pulls out the really rubbish singers to give us greatness.

That guy who sang "Like A Virgin" deserved it all the way.

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004