yar!

What Captain McAlistar from The Simpsons says.

"Yar!" - Captain McAlistar

by Mister Ignorant May 12, 2004

eurovision

A joke ... but we like it anyway!

Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:

- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning
- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)

Best served with Terry Wogan

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

yvan eht nioj

Join the Navy!

Yvan eht nioj, yvan eht nioj, yvan eht nioj ... yvan eht nioj!

by Mister Ignorant April 26, 2004

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

games guru

Some weirdo on Gamezville who used to live in an attack but now lives in a lift.

GamesMaster > Games Guru

'Nuff said.

by Mister Ignorant June 26, 2004

jumanji

What to say when a herd of rhinos come chasing towards you.

"I know what to do ... JUMANJI!"
*rhinos still chase you*
"Run!"

by Mister Ignorant May 13, 2004

april fools day

Today! Yes, 1st April!

Yeah! The UrbanDictionary stinks ...
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APRIL FOOLS!

by Mister Ignorant April 01, 2004