Definitions by Mister Ignorant

eurovision

A joke ... but we like it anyway!

Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:

- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning
- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)

Best served with Terry Wogan

eurovision by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

jack sparrow 

The worst pirate we have ever seen.

But we have heard of him!

jack sparrow by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

jackie chan 

Pure awesomeness ... except for Tuxedo.

"Howdy parner!"

jackie chan by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

See abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz? There's only way to find out ... FIGHT!

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

meaning of life 

Doughnuts. 'Nuff said.

Yeah, that's it. Doughnuts.

meaning of life by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

47 

A number regularly mentioned on Alias

Sydney was wheeled near room 47 in her dreams.

47 by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

Handsome Pete

A lookalike of Krusty the Klown

"Who's this?"
*part blown Krusty balloon*
"Arr! That be Handsome Pete!"

Handsome Pete by Mister Ignorant May 14, 2004