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Someone whom writes their definitions in a fashionably disastrous order on Urban Dictionary by highlighting every single word to make the definition 'sand out' among the other more proper definitions.
"Did you see Jessica's "Peanut" definition on Urban Dictionary? She just highlighted every single word."
"What a Highlight Whore."
"What a Highlight Whore."
by Mister Cookie January 15, 2013
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Get the 9gag mug.Now, there are two ways to deal with a brony (a male fan of My Little Pony). You could either say "lol Internet" ignore the bronies, and call it a day, or you could take the more comical route. This definition covers the latter.
Before butthurt ensues, there is a big difference between someone who dislikes bronies, and being an anti brony.
Anti bronies will specifically go out of their way to spew whatever they can against bronies to the point of making their own anti brony Facebook pages, YouTube channels, (I shit you not) anti brony Call of Duty threads, and whatever they can get their grubby little hands on.
They are typically found in the ages between 10-30 (mostly 13, go figure) and, like some bronies, are the most annoying things you can find on the Internet.
Before butthurt ensues, there is a big difference between someone who dislikes bronies, and being an anti brony.
Anti bronies will specifically go out of their way to spew whatever they can against bronies to the point of making their own anti brony Facebook pages, YouTube channels, (I shit you not) anti brony Call of Duty threads, and whatever they can get their grubby little hands on.
They are typically found in the ages between 10-30 (mostly 13, go figure) and, like some bronies, are the most annoying things you can find on the Internet.
Not only will they spam anything pony-related, but they make their own (albeit shitty) anti brony rap songs, anti brony Minecraft servers, even break the fucking law to deface pony murals, and so on.
Anything that a brony might do that annoys you, anti bronies have sure covered it, except it's a thousand times more annoying because, well, at least bronies enjoy themselves when they do pony-stuff, they don't watch My Little Pony to write bios with (LITERALLY) over 9,000 characters in text why the show sucks.
And if you still don't believe me, go on YouTube and search "mlp sucks". The first video is a chubby 10-year-old in his basement whining in front of a camera. And the rest of the anti bronies are afraid to show themselves (lol).
And this is coming from somebody who isn't a brony anymore.
Anything that a brony might do that annoys you, anti bronies have sure covered it, except it's a thousand times more annoying because, well, at least bronies enjoy themselves when they do pony-stuff, they don't watch My Little Pony to write bios with (LITERALLY) over 9,000 characters in text why the show sucks.
And if you still don't believe me, go on YouTube and search "mlp sucks". The first video is a chubby 10-year-old in his basement whining in front of a camera. And the rest of the anti bronies are afraid to show themselves (lol).
And this is coming from somebody who isn't a brony anymore.
by Mister Cookie February 16, 2013
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by Mister Cookie September 20, 2012
Get the You're mug.A male fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They are mostly in the ages of 13-30, and enjoy the show, the fan art, the fanbase, ect. Tough, there is a lot of bullshit going on. The brony thing has only been around ever since October 10th 2010 (the day MLP FiM first aired), and it has become one of, or the, biggest fandom ever. There is a shit-ton of hate towards bronies. And not just people behind their computers. No, people behind their computers, except they dedicate their lives to it. There are Tumblr accounts, Youtube pages, Small websites, and other sources of Internet crap, that update almost EVERY day about how "gay" ALL bronies are. When in reality, most bronies are heterosexuals that just enjoy a show. I'm not in anyway a brony, nor do I hate bronies. But I'm starting to see posts that don't have anything to do with bronies, saying all kinds of stupid bullshit lies. There are a fuck-ton of pony posts on non-pony things too, but at least THOSE posts aren't death threats to innocent people that just watch television like EVERYONE READING THIS THING. The pony posts are easy to ignore anyway. I have met a lot a bronies though, whether it was online, or in person, I have spoken to them for countless hours too, and all of them (besides the ones of 4chan, obviously) were all nice, loving people. And those bronies go to BroNYcon in New York. Yes, it's THAT popular. And those bronies just talk about the show. They don't go around fucking horses.
While I am defending bronies, they are pretty fucked up, though. No offense. But it still seems strange, even to me. And I've been talking to them for over a year. Only like 5% masturbate to pony porn, but who the Hell doesn't use the Internet for porn anyway? There are some bronies that just take it too far, like carrying around the plastic toys in public. Wearing the shirts is fine, but fur-suites are... Yeah. Anyway, like I said before, they go to cons and stuff. Which means THEY GO OUTSIDE. And the anti-bronies mimic the bronies. In such: The bronies spend a lot of their time doing pony stuff, spreading love and crap, so the anti-bronies do the same, but with hatred instead of love. Which means if the bronies draw art of the ponies having fun, the anti-bronies draw art of the ponies getting mutilated which is just fucking gross. And the worst thing is the bronies go outside and draw stuff like murals when they are allowed to, so the anti-bronies deface said murals and vandalise all kinds of pony-stuff. And this is real life I'm talking about. All the work put into some awesome drawing and it gets illegally destroyed. All just because someone likes something someone else doesn't. Disgraceful. So I'm just gonna put this short: Bronies are annoying sometimes, and they can be creeps, but I'd rather spend my whole life being a douche-brony than be around the fucktard anti-bronies. There are nice anti-bronies too, though.
by Mister Cookie November 5, 2012
Get the Brony mug."Internet Gaming Network". A vast site built for "reviewing" video games that is actually used as an Xbox worship shrine.
Anything that isn't on Xbox gets rated lower.
Anything on Xbox that is an FPS that isn't Call of Duty or Halo gets rated lower.
Anything relatively fun gets rated lower.
But if it's Call of Duty on Xbox, it gets rated near perfect scores. And IGN vowed to "never give out perfect scores. No game is perfect." Fucking assholes.
Most of the "reviews" are bias as Hell, and the games always get rated depending on what console it's on and how much the company that owns the game they're "reviewing" bribes them.
A perfect example for IGN's shitty-ness are their "reviews" for the new Madden NFL games. All of them are rated high-as-fuck even though Madden games are the same bullshit every year, just with different character designs.
IGN has never, and will never, write a good review that isn't about a game made by their gods EA, Activision, and Microsoft.
Did I mention they were also owned by a news broadcast? Something like FOX News? That would make a lot a sense.
Anything that isn't on Xbox gets rated lower.
Anything on Xbox that is an FPS that isn't Call of Duty or Halo gets rated lower.
Anything relatively fun gets rated lower.
But if it's Call of Duty on Xbox, it gets rated near perfect scores. And IGN vowed to "never give out perfect scores. No game is perfect." Fucking assholes.
Most of the "reviews" are bias as Hell, and the games always get rated depending on what console it's on and how much the company that owns the game they're "reviewing" bribes them.
A perfect example for IGN's shitty-ness are their "reviews" for the new Madden NFL games. All of them are rated high-as-fuck even though Madden games are the same bullshit every year, just with different character designs.
IGN has never, and will never, write a good review that isn't about a game made by their gods EA, Activision, and Microsoft.
Did I mention they were also owned by a news broadcast? Something like FOX News? That would make a lot a sense.
by Mister Cookie November 6, 2012
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