Mistahtom's definitions

Texas

The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy

Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.

Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.

by mistahtom May 22, 2006

hoopajew

Something that goes up your butt. A probe. Its from south park

Stan: "Whats an anal probe"

Chef: "Thats where they put this big metal hoopajew up your butt"

by MistahTom November 25, 2005

Intelligent Design

A whole-baked idea that the right wing is using to devalue the teachings of the theory of evolution in public schools. What this concept is devoid of is that it cannot be proved nor disproved, unlike evolution which is a theory but has evidence. Stuff that cannot be proven and has no evidence should not be taught in public schools.

Intelligent Design is a right wing conspiracy that the moral majority is using to recruit more closed and easily persuaded minds.

by mistahtom November 9, 2005

urban outdoorsman

Politically correct term for a homeless person. I.E. Bum

Frisco is chock full of urban outdoorsmen.

by MistahTom August 24, 2005

iFraud

Name for an iPod that has illegal or illicit copywrited songs on it. (I fraud the music industry)

I bought a Crapple iFraud at The Circuit Shitty

by Mistahtom September 5, 2005

ass hopper

Someone who is promiscuous.

David likes to have sex with many people. He is an ass hopper.

by MistahTom September 27, 2005

Pork chops

A police helicopter.


Derived from:
Police = Pigs = Pork
Helicopter = Chopper = Chop

"A pork chop is chasing an '67 Impala on the 405."

by MistahTom August 24, 2005