Mistahtom's definitions

Pork chops

A police helicopter.


Derived from:
Police = Pigs = Pork
Helicopter = Chopper = Chop

"A pork chop is chasing an '67 Impala on the 405."

by MistahTom August 24, 2005

urban outdoorsman

Politically correct term for a homeless person. I.E. Bum

Frisco is chock full of urban outdoorsmen.

by MistahTom August 24, 2005

Circuit Bazaar

A Circuit City that is overrun with Indian people asking questions about rebates and sales.

Indian man - Excuse me do you work here?

CC Associate (in a red CC shirt) - No, I'm just employed here. They don't pay me enough to work.

by Mistahtom September 5, 2005

Ambicestuous

Someone who is willing to go both ways with their family members i.e. have sex with mom and/or dad.

Bryan screwed his mom, dad, sister and brother. That makes him ambicestuous.

by MistahTom September 6, 2005

hoopajew

Something that goes up your butt. A probe. Its from south park

Stan: "Whats an anal probe"

Chef: "Thats where they put this big metal hoopajew up your butt"

by MistahTom November 25, 2005

Texas

The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy

Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.

Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.

by mistahtom May 22, 2006

trash jenga

When the garbage gets piled so high that you and your roommates carefully place trash on top to form a tower. The one who is unfortunate in having the tower collapse on them is then responsible for taking out the trash.

Bill, William and Billiam played trash jenga and Bill lost.

by MistahTom October 21, 2005