Misfit's definitions

mustard plug

The yellow, green or brown paste found on the end of ones penis after engaging in anal intercourse.

The sex was great last night, except I got a mustard plug.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

going steady

What white kids in the 50's called "dating"

Johnny gave me his pin at the dance ... now I know we're going steady!

by Misfit February 17, 2004

Ultimate cock rock

Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.

Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

grunger

Right a Grunger is some-one is diffrent and dont follow the crowd and dont give a crap what any1 thinks about how they look or what they do.Grungers are some of the best ppl in the world.
Pickeys are all assholes My whole school is full of em and slappers.

That girl is a Grunger

by MISFIT September 26, 2003

Grand Illusion

A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".

"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"

by Misfit December 18, 2003

Prison Beer

Drinking the urine of an inmate following his or her intoxication by other prison "moon-shines".

Hey mang, wanna get loaded, I got some prison beer!

by Misfit December 18, 2003

jimmiejaz

To be consistantly drunk for more then 48 hours and lack control.

Man, that dude is pulling a jimmiejaz.

by misfit December 7, 2003