Misfit's definitions

mustard plug

The yellow, green or brown paste found on the end of ones penis after engaging in anal intercourse.

The sex was great last night, except I got a mustard plug.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

Heat Vent

The act of passing gas on a sexual partnets face after orgasm.

Everything was fine until Debra gave me a Heat Vent.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

Grand Illusion

A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".

"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"

by Misfit December 18, 2003

jimmiejaz

To be consistantly drunk for more then 48 hours and lack control.

Man, that dude is pulling a jimmiejaz.

by misfit December 7, 2003

Bag Pipes

When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.

That silly bitch is so fucking bag pipes.

by misfit December 7, 2003

sworded

Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"

ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."

by Misfit September 13, 2003

grunger

Right a Grunger is some-one is diffrent and dont follow the crowd and dont give a crap what any1 thinks about how they look or what they do.Grungers are some of the best ppl in the world.
Pickeys are all assholes My whole school is full of em and slappers.

That girl is a Grunger

by MISFIT September 26, 2003