Definitions by MirakatFursona
Loop
Something all the nerds love to try and find in instructions to do the exact opposite of what they are going to do.
INSTRUCTOR: ok, do some jumping jacks.
NERD: Okay Jack, start jumping! I’ll watch you do it.
Jack: ayo no way you using me as an excuse-
AND THUS A LOOP
NERD: Okay Jack, start jumping! I’ll watch you do it.
Jack: ayo no way you using me as an excuse-
AND THUS A LOOP
Loop by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
Person
You are a person, your mom is a person, everyone is a person. A lot different from “people”. I will now proceed to talk about dif types of people!
THE BEST FRIEND
This person has your back, but beware! Their are “poser” types who will pretend to be your best friend but then totally be a “bitch”
THE BITCH
these are the worst type of a person you can ever find. Prototypes include Karen, Kevin, Poser, and Narcissist.
FRENEMY
a breed of person that is neither a bitch nor a friend. You two will most likely give each other snarky comments, but help out in times of need.
FRIEND
a lesser version of the best friend, also nice, but less hand-on and not likely to be around as much.
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
these are much more powerful versions of the best friend, and you will more likely have sex with them. They might evolve into Husband/Wife, or devolve into a Normie.
NORMIE
you don’t have any good or bad feelings, these type of persons are the type all Persons start as for you. Any type of person higher than a Normie can become one, and the other way around too.
HUSBAND/WIFE
you devote your life to this person, and this type is considered by many to be the highest form of person. You will I’ve with them until you die, but on rare occasions, the will demote, to the lowest person possible. ExHusband/Exwife.
EXHUSBAND/EXWIFE
it might be awkward trying to talk to this type of person, and most likely they will become bitches. On rare occasions, they may become normies.
THE BEST FRIEND
This person has your back, but beware! Their are “poser” types who will pretend to be your best friend but then totally be a “bitch”
THE BITCH
these are the worst type of a person you can ever find. Prototypes include Karen, Kevin, Poser, and Narcissist.
FRENEMY
a breed of person that is neither a bitch nor a friend. You two will most likely give each other snarky comments, but help out in times of need.
FRIEND
a lesser version of the best friend, also nice, but less hand-on and not likely to be around as much.
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
these are much more powerful versions of the best friend, and you will more likely have sex with them. They might evolve into Husband/Wife, or devolve into a Normie.
NORMIE
you don’t have any good or bad feelings, these type of persons are the type all Persons start as for you. Any type of person higher than a Normie can become one, and the other way around too.
HUSBAND/WIFE
you devote your life to this person, and this type is considered by many to be the highest form of person. You will I’ve with them until you die, but on rare occasions, the will demote, to the lowest person possible. ExHusband/Exwife.
EXHUSBAND/EXWIFE
it might be awkward trying to talk to this type of person, and most likely they will become bitches. On rare occasions, they may become normies.
That’s all! I hope you enjoyed your dictionary on person
Person by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
Story
Story! I lay there, standing on the edge of the abyss. Behind me, there was a polished and waxed glass floor, going as far as the eye can see. There seemed to be a point where the reality just ended, and it was total void beyond the glass. As I stepped into the void, grimacing, and preparing myself for the unknown, I hear the buzzing of lights… I looked behind me. It was stained carpet with yellow walls and ceiling, and fluorescent lights. I looked back, and it was the same appearance. I had no-clipped. In horror, I ran further into the halls, the same sights over and over. At a point, I became obsessive, endlessly running through the hall of endless stained carpet, with rusted metal lockers here and there. Until… I found something. It was a dog. I walked towards, it, but it turned around… and its face was hideous! A sharp smile with bloodstained teeth greeted my eyes. The dogs fur, being black and fluffy, hid the stains on their fur, but could not cover the hideous odor. I sprinted back towards where I came from, but I seemed to… come back to the dog? No.. it was teleporting. Slowly towards me. I tried to resist, but it finally jumped on me, and ripped out my heart, blood splattered everywhere. I was dead.
HOW DID THAT TURN INTO A BACKROOMS STORY?! T^T
HOW DID THAT TURN INTO A BACKROOMS STORY?! T^T
Story by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
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When someone is going to literally implode by way of boredom, so to prevent that, they decide to type every single frickin’ letter in the alphabet 7 times. Which never works.
Parent
PARENT: Good morning Johnny,
JOHNNY: could I have some candy?
PARENT: No.
JOHNNY: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JOHNNY: could I have some candy?
PARENT: No.
JOHNNY: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Parent by MirakatFursona January 20, 2025
sacrificial fire
When someone gets angry at someone for doing a magic trick in the olden times, and makes a fire with you attached to it like a roast chicken leg.
PERSON: Hello!
YOU: wanna see a magic trick?
PERSON: No! Now you shall die in a sacrificial fire!
YOU: Fuck.
YOU: wanna see a magic trick?
PERSON: No! Now you shall die in a sacrificial fire!
YOU: Fuck.
sacrificial fire by MirakatFursona January 19, 2025
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TEACHER: okay jimmy, say your abcs!
JIMMY: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!
TEACHER: very good jimmy! Now, does anyone want to throw jimmy into the sacrificial fire?
EVERYONE: ME ME ME ME ME!
JIMMY: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!
TEACHER: very good jimmy! Now, does anyone want to throw jimmy into the sacrificial fire?
EVERYONE: ME ME ME ME ME!
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz by MirakatFursona January 19, 2025