Mindhunter the Profiler: Mindhunter Profiler A.K.A. Limerick Man — A customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submitted reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter the Profiler.”
No one knows why he does this.
He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
No one knows why he does this.
He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
There was an idea provider,
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 16, 2022
I know why Yoda sighs… — The helpless, exasperated, ejaculation uttered when someone who is suppose to be watching your back completely misses the mark.
Your mission partner only has one well articulated and necessary job necessary for the successful completion of “THE PLAN” and they absolutely blow it.
The origin of this expression is the scene in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back when the Jedi Master Yoda deeply sighs after Luke Skywalker fails his test inside of the Dark Side tree.
Luke had one job…ONE JOB!!!!!!!
And he blew it; HE BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!
And Yoda sighed!!!!!
Your mission partner only has one well articulated and necessary job necessary for the successful completion of “THE PLAN” and they absolutely blow it.
The origin of this expression is the scene in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back when the Jedi Master Yoda deeply sighs after Luke Skywalker fails his test inside of the Dark Side tree.
Luke had one job…ONE JOB!!!!!!!
And he blew it; HE BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!
And Yoda sighed!!!!!
You had one job…one motherfucking job…and you blew it; YOU BLEW IT…now I know why Yoda sighs…how could you have fucked that up!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 23, 2023
Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.
After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.
This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.
The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.
Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.
After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.
He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”
And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.
Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.
This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.
The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.
Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.
After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.
He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”
And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.
Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 29, 2023
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!! — Woman, Man, Birth, Life, Death, Infinity, DRAMA!!!!!! The emoji that says it all!!!!
Mystically, this is THE ANSWER to all questions, ultimately.
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
The symbol means:
“♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!”: means Woman, Man, Birth, Life, Death, Infinity, DRAMA!!!!!!!!
And no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
If you don’t believe this, just examine the stories and lives of the people that you love and hate. It all ends the same way; and, it all begins again.
We are all terminal cases; and, what will actually kill everyone is the passage of time; and, time becoming ripe for departure.
Understanding this, should the cause matter? The cause is just a disguise for ripened fruit to fall to the earth.
A Student asks a Guru who has taken a vow of silence: What is the meaning of life?
The guru draws the following symbols on a chalkboard:
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
And, then leaves the room.
Everybody thinks about this for a loooooooooong time.
Then they leave, too.
This is my 144th Urban Dictionary entry; and, rightly so. 12 X 12: a magical number!!!!!
Mystically, this is THE ANSWER to all questions, ultimately.
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
The symbol means:
“♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!”: means Woman, Man, Birth, Life, Death, Infinity, DRAMA!!!!!!!!
And no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
If you don’t believe this, just examine the stories and lives of the people that you love and hate. It all ends the same way; and, it all begins again.
We are all terminal cases; and, what will actually kill everyone is the passage of time; and, time becoming ripe for departure.
Understanding this, should the cause matter? The cause is just a disguise for ripened fruit to fall to the earth.
A Student asks a Guru who has taken a vow of silence: What is the meaning of life?
The guru draws the following symbols on a chalkboard:
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
And, then leaves the room.
Everybody thinks about this for a loooooooooong time.
Then they leave, too.
This is my 144th Urban Dictionary entry; and, rightly so. 12 X 12: a magical number!!!!!
“♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!”: means Woman, Man, Birth, Life, Death, Infinity, DRAMA!!!!!!!!
And, no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
And, no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 18, 2023
An ejaculation of pain, suffering, or commiseration when watching or experiencing physical, or psychological pain being inflicted.
Using “I felt that one!” In a conversation:
Husband: Do you want to watch some couples porn or a tennis match?
Wife: Let’s watch the couples porn; you can play tennis pretty well.
Husband: Ouch! I felt that one!
Husband: Do you want to watch some couples porn or a tennis match?
Wife: Let’s watch the couples porn; you can play tennis pretty well.
Husband: Ouch! I felt that one!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 18, 2023
AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Is a linguistically versatile expression that can express: sexual excitement; great joy, a warning; or the anticipation of eating a great meal.
This expression can be notably heard in the vintage R&B classics Groove Me by King Floyd (1971) and One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show by The Honey Comb (1971) — which may have been when the expression entered popular culture.
The ironically named character for the book and HBO series True Blood “Sookie Stackhouse” is the actual embodiment of this expression since every aspect of the definition applies to her pulchritudinous body.
This expression can be notably heard in the vintage R&B classics Groove Me by King Floyd (1971) and One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show by The Honey Comb (1971) — which may have been when the expression entered popular culture.
The ironically named character for the book and HBO series True Blood “Sookie Stackhouse” is the actual embodiment of this expression since every aspect of the definition applies to her pulchritudinous body.
1) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Did you see those two new strippers tonight
2) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! You made me a whole plate the Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings
3) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! They just jumped your homeboy!!!! Let’s go and get ‘em!
4) Whose potato salad is this; is it mama’s? AWWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!
2) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! You made me a whole plate the Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings
3) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! They just jumped your homeboy!!!! Let’s go and get ‘em!
4) Whose potato salad is this; is it mama’s? AWWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 18, 2022
McCarthy’s Victory — the modern equivalent of a Pyrrhic Victory wherein one wins a single battle in such a devastating way that it causes the war to be lost. This term is an example of historical displacement.
The original term “Pyrrhic victory” was coined by Plutarch to commemorate the disastrous victory of King Pyrrhus of Epirus over the Romans in 279 BCE. Casting what must be thought of as the original “shade”, Plutarch spoke the following words in his writings through the mouth of Pome’s opponent:
Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam
Meaning: Another victory like this and I will lose this war.
Historical displacement is a phenomena that occurs when a major fuck-up — or victory — is surpassed in a more recent time.
The term “Pyrrhic victory” first appeared in the English language somewhere between 1880 and 1885. As a neologism it has stood unchallenged — somewhat based on the idea that no one could ever fuck up as badly as King Pyrrhus of Epirus.
History was wrong.
Or, to put Plutarch’s words into Kevin McCarthy’s mouth:
Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam.
To which I add:
Adfers quod volebas, tigris; Quomodo gustat?
Which means: You got what you wanted, tiger; How does it taste?
The original term “Pyrrhic victory” was coined by Plutarch to commemorate the disastrous victory of King Pyrrhus of Epirus over the Romans in 279 BCE. Casting what must be thought of as the original “shade”, Plutarch spoke the following words in his writings through the mouth of Pome’s opponent:
Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam
Meaning: Another victory like this and I will lose this war.
Historical displacement is a phenomena that occurs when a major fuck-up — or victory — is surpassed in a more recent time.
The term “Pyrrhic victory” first appeared in the English language somewhere between 1880 and 1885. As a neologism it has stood unchallenged — somewhat based on the idea that no one could ever fuck up as badly as King Pyrrhus of Epirus.
History was wrong.
Or, to put Plutarch’s words into Kevin McCarthy’s mouth:
Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam.
To which I add:
Adfers quod volebas, tigris; Quomodo gustat?
Which means: You got what you wanted, tiger; How does it taste?
Teacher to the honor’s history class of Barack Obama Highschool in the year 2097:
“The term McCarthy’s Victory replaced the more classical term
Pyrrhic Victory as a neologism on January 6th 2023 — ironically on the 1st annual anniversary of the insurrectionist attack on our then Capitol, Washington D.C. This is an example of what is known as historical displacement — or to use a more colloquial term from that era “throwing shade”,
“The term McCarthy’s Victory replaced the more classical term
Pyrrhic Victory as a neologism on January 6th 2023 — ironically on the 1st annual anniversary of the insurrectionist attack on our then Capitol, Washington D.C. This is an example of what is known as historical displacement — or to use a more colloquial term from that era “throwing shade”,
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 08, 2023