Definitions by Mind Hunter the Profiler
Howdy Booty Time
Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.
The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
Howdy Booty Time by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 20, 2023
Stupid is transiting everything
Stupid is transiting everything — The best answer to anyone who wants YOU to read their astrological chart; Tarot Cards, I Ching ; palm; or use any form of divination to tell them about THEIR future.
Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!
How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????
This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.
If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?
If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.
“Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.
This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.
Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!
Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!
Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.
Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.
You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.
Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!
How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????
This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.
If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?
If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.
“Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.
This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.
Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!
Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!
Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.
Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.
You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.
Astrologer:
You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.
You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.
Stupid is transiting everything by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 19, 2023
It just all adds up…
It just all adds up… — The perfect ending to a really sad and bad story. The often “too late” realization that out actions are cumulative and quite binding.
If you have ever asked someone how they ended up in a particularly bad situation and the answer is “ It just all adds up…”; then, that person is facing a situation that from which no doctor, lawyer, judge, jury, friend, or priest can extricate them.
It’s time to face the music and dance; and pay those consequences.
This statement Is often rapidly followed by : “Only god can judge me!”
Which may or may not be true — if god is actually all Love and Forgiveness.
But, we certainly judge ourselves; and, moments where “it just all adds up” cause us to momentarily reflect on both our lives and our actions.
If you have ever asked someone how they ended up in a particularly bad situation and the answer is “ It just all adds up…”; then, that person is facing a situation that from which no doctor, lawyer, judge, jury, friend, or priest can extricate them.
It’s time to face the music and dance; and pay those consequences.
This statement Is often rapidly followed by : “Only god can judge me!”
Which may or may not be true — if god is actually all Love and Forgiveness.
But, we certainly judge ourselves; and, moments where “it just all adds up” cause us to momentarily reflect on both our lives and our actions.
Police: …But how did you end up killing 12 gang members; 2 innocent witnesses/bystanders; a pit bull; and an exotic South American parrot in a cage.
Perpetrator: I just shot everyone and everything I saw; and, pandemonium broke out in me; It just all adds up…well…ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!!
Perpetrator: I just shot everyone and everything I saw; and, pandemonium broke out in me; It just all adds up…well…ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!!
It just all adds up… by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 18, 2023
Gawaka Gawaka
Gawaka Gawaka — the sound of an overly performative act of fellatio.
Gentlemen, if your partner is “doing the most”; then they are trying to “get done”; and, not enjoying what they’re doing.
It’s just basic psychology.
And if you enjoy that; then you deserve everything you AREN’T getting.
There is no such thing as “something for nothing”; and, the act of unilaterally giving pleasure to another without the though of reciprocity is counter to human nature.
It’s called “having your soul taken” for a reason!!!!!!!!
Oral sex is one thing; but, if your partner is “on demon time” with a “Gawaka Gawaka” you may need to look up the word “suuccubus” or “incubus” depending on which flag you fly.
Some will have to look up both words.
All mythology has its basis in reality.
As Dracula says: “I don’t drink…WINE.”
Sometimes this act is performed in conjunction with a grapefruit that has been mildly heated in a microwave oven. The erect member is inserted through the center of the warm fruit, preliminarily, before the Gawaka Gawaka begins.
Some find the combination of the moving grapefruit and the hyperactive mouth intoxicating. Others don’t like acidic juice in their Urethra.
Remember, most things sound so much better than they actually are when you experience them for yourself.
Different streaks for different freaks!!!!
Gentlemen, if your partner is “doing the most”; then they are trying to “get done”; and, not enjoying what they’re doing.
It’s just basic psychology.
And if you enjoy that; then you deserve everything you AREN’T getting.
There is no such thing as “something for nothing”; and, the act of unilaterally giving pleasure to another without the though of reciprocity is counter to human nature.
It’s called “having your soul taken” for a reason!!!!!!!!
Oral sex is one thing; but, if your partner is “on demon time” with a “Gawaka Gawaka” you may need to look up the word “suuccubus” or “incubus” depending on which flag you fly.
Some will have to look up both words.
All mythology has its basis in reality.
As Dracula says: “I don’t drink…WINE.”
Sometimes this act is performed in conjunction with a grapefruit that has been mildly heated in a microwave oven. The erect member is inserted through the center of the warm fruit, preliminarily, before the Gawaka Gawaka begins.
Some find the combination of the moving grapefruit and the hyperactive mouth intoxicating. Others don’t like acidic juice in their Urethra.
Remember, most things sound so much better than they actually are when you experience them for yourself.
Different streaks for different freaks!!!!
Dude, I’m scared of my new lover. She was on demon time with a triple-x Gawaka Gawaka. I would have asked her where she learned to do that; if I had been able to talk or move during or afterward. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, what comes next: EXORCISM?????
Gawaka Gawaka by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 12, 2023
ACE
ACE — I people who identify as being asexual. I they exist on a spectrum where they experience little or no physical, sexual or emotional attraction to other people.
In some ancient and old cultures, these people are considered holy people, because of their absolute neutrality, towards the world and others; and, because they don’t experience the world through a filter of their own desires.
In contemporary cultures, these people are seen to have a pathology because for most people, it is unimaginable to look at the world and others, through any other screen, except the screen of acquisitiveness.
In some ancient and old cultures, these people are considered holy people, because of their absolute neutrality, towards the world and others; and, because they don’t experience the world through a filter of their own desires.
In contemporary cultures, these people are seen to have a pathology because for most people, it is unimaginable to look at the world and others, through any other screen, except the screen of acquisitiveness.
Your eyes may shine; your teeth may grit; but, none of that pussy shall you get: that woman is an ACE!!!!! an ace
ACE by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 11, 2023
Embrace the Chaos!!!!
Embrace the Chaos!!!! — the devil-may-care attitude of confronting every American day before the 2024 elections with the expectation that: in spite of record worldwide flooding; extreme weather events,; forest fires in the major wooded areas around the world; mass casualty earthquake events in heavily populated areas; threats to democracy; and a Ukrainian proxy war with Russia that sometimes threatens to escalate to a limited nuclear exchange — in spite of all of that — THE SUN WILL COME UP TOMORROW; AND, EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY IT’S ALL BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER!!!!
REALLY.
BELIEVE ME.
Yeah…Im not buying it either. Embrace the Chaos!!!!
REALLY.
BELIEVE ME.
Yeah…Im not buying it either. Embrace the Chaos!!!!
Embrace the Chaos!!!! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 10, 2023
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.
THE BULLY!!!!!
Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.
America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.
Gods Bless America.
THE BULLY!!!!!
Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.
America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.
Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023